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Jeff Crook's profile
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What I do
I am a father, writer, editor, mower of lawns and weeder of gardens, weeder of lawns and mower of gardens, an amateur chef in training with dreams of one day of opening my own restaurant and going bankrupt, conspiracy theorist, Luddite, and survivalist-in-waiting.
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Affiliations
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- Position
- Technical editor
- Company
- United States Postal Service
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Interests
Surviving the coming apocalypse and defeating the zombie hordes.
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Projects
I am nearing completion of a supernatural mystery thriller novel tentatively titled Shades of Black. I am also working on a historical fantasy novel called The Sword of the Prophet.
I edit two literary zines – Postcards From… and Southern Gothic.
I post a digest of excellent short fiction available online at ShortFictionWeb.
Other projects include:
Trying to sell my house. Trying to rent my house. Trying to find some way to get out of this house before it makes me homeless and distitute.
Trying to sell two other novels.
Trying to sell six screenplays.
Trying to sell myself to someone interested in selling my work.
As you can see, I’m not a very good salesman. I’m thinking of hiring a marketing firm to reinvent me, and maybe an actor to portray me.
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Publications
Jeff Crook. Ever Nature Futures
Jeff Crook. Everything We Know is Wrong Nature Physics Futures
Jeff Crook. Hot Dogs at the End of the Universe Nature Futures
Jeff Crook. The Sum of Man Nature Physics Futures
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Jeff Crook's activity on Nature Network
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Entries
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posted comment Come to think of it, Richar...
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posted comment Rus, how can you be certain...
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posted comment I will offer a hearty Hear!...
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posted comment Henry, such venom! From you...
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posted comment I intend to one day write a...
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posted comment Gragons sound cool, too. Ma...
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posted comment Neither do I. She’s g...
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posted comment Maxine, you are correct. It...
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posted comment Brian, the two specific sup...
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posted comment Not to mention that death b...
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posted comment Double D’oh! I did it...
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posted comment Henry I think maybe your so...
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posted comment Everybody knows the movie s...
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posted comment Errata: My reference book i...
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posted comment Jen- No one ever said Lucas...
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