• The Scientist by Richard Grant

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    • On chance encounters

      Sunday, 12 Jul 2009 - 21:18 UTC

      Whee. That was a fun weekend.

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      I, despite my best efforts, completely failed to leave the pawns up a tree near Thetford

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      so we trundled onwards to Norwich, where they’d laid on a parade and fireworks for us. Which was rather kind, I thought. The Lord Mayor came out and waved to us too, so rather a fun evening.

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      Sunday morning we got back into the hire car and braved the wilds of deepest Norfolk, rocking up at Chez Gee.

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      A lovely time was had by all, as were chips and fish and pies, and I found a complete fossil record of Henry Moore’s early works. We also discovered Microsoft’s attempt at an iPhone, and here’s Henry using it:

      iStone
      The ultimate in silicon technology

      Seventy million years in development (the iStone, not Henry): proof, if it was needed, against intelligent design.

      I did want to write a serious blog post on intermediate fossil forms and the dangers of science, in that it can often show you want you want to see, but (a) Henry has the photos and (b) he’d probably make a better job of it than I, being a palaentologist.

      We came home to the blessed safety of the south of the River, checking each other’s hands for the right numbers of fingers and feet for webbing. I’m pleased to report that we remained non-NFN.

      Oh, and for those of you who remember the arm-wrestling competition last year, in which Henry cheated by using two arms to my one, you might be interested to learn that despite hours of practicing against his daughters, he was only able to win our table-top football match by 10 goals to nine, and refused a re-match.

      Chicken.

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      Last updated: Sunday, 12 Jul 2009 - 21:18 UTC

      • Comments

        • Date:
          Sunday, 12 Jul 2009 - 21:22 UTC
          Eva Amsen said:

          Yay!

        • Date:
          Sunday, 12 Jul 2009 - 21:25 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          Yay? I drive 300 miles, brave the wild man of Norfolk and paddle in the North Sea and all you can say is ‘yay’?

        • Date:
          Sunday, 12 Jul 2009 - 21:29 UTC
          Eva Amsen said:

          Yay.

        • Date:
          Sunday, 12 Jul 2009 - 21:35 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          I just saw the ISS fly overhead! That’s a ‘yay!’.

        • Date:
          Sunday, 12 Jul 2009 - 21:43 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          As promised: Henry’s thesis on the evolution of rocks.

          I may be deliberately missing the point, or winding him up, or both.

        • Date:
          Sunday, 12 Jul 2009 - 21:45 UTC
          Heather Etchevers said:

          It was fun to follow your peregrinations in real time, as I sat put in my yard in Toulouse and perused PubMed and OMIM. And have missed the ISS, somehow. Sigh. Would I have seen it from this far south?

        • Date:
          Sunday, 12 Jul 2009 - 21:48 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          Don’t know Heather. But http://heavens-above.com is a nifty little website that tells you where it’ll be RIGHT NOW (actually it was @kejames reminded me this time).

        • Date:
          Sunday, 12 Jul 2009 - 22:16 UTC
          Henry Gee said:

          Can anyone join in?

          ‘Yay’.

        • Date:
          Monday, 13 Jul 2009 - 05:43 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          Only on Twitter.

        • Date:
          Monday, 13 Jul 2009 - 07:01 UTC
          Heather Etchevers said:

          Thanks, Richard, will RT. It would have been possible, but tricky b/c low on the horizon and with city lights… I’ll check it out tonight.

        • Date:
          Monday, 13 Jul 2009 - 08:51 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          It was pretty bright, even in London. And we saw the Progress 33 preceding it (question: when docking, does the P33 overtake the ISS or vice versa? So were they about to dock or had they just decoupled?)

        • Date:
          Monday, 13 Jul 2009 - 08:53 UTC
          Jennifer Rohn said:

          Does Henry’s iStone have that app that alerts you to upcoming subduction zones and tectonic movements? Because it can really delay your commute when you’re not up on the latest geologic upheaval.

        • Date:
          Monday, 13 Jul 2009 - 08:59 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          I think that’s application you have to pay for, Jenny. About thirty quid from the Hard Rock Store.

        • Date:
          Monday, 13 Jul 2009 - 09:02 UTC
          Henry Gee said:

          @ Jenny: there’s a better app that tells you when the tube platform you’re on is about to experience a plutonic intrusion.

          @ Richard: by the way, that’s a super photo of the Jardin Des Girrafes. Looks almost civilized.

          PPS: I won that football match fair and square, despite your efforts to subvert the match by encouraging Crox Minima to work my goalie. How we laughed on the way to the FA disciplinary tribunal.

        • Date:
          Monday, 13 Jul 2009 - 09:08 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          Thank you, Henry. I must confess to a little surprise when I realized it was your artwork. I thought a professional had done it for you.

          And I’m pretty sure your striker was offside for that final goal. But the ref was blind.

        • Date:
          Monday, 13 Jul 2009 - 09:13 UTC
          Henry Gee said:

          The full story of the signage appears here – one commentator suggested my girrafe looked like a golden retriever wearing a girrafe costume. Pretty astute, I thought.

        • Date:
          Monday, 13 Jul 2009 - 09:18 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          Ah, brilliant. Thanks for that, Henry.

          You still suck at table football, though.

        • Date:
          Monday, 13 Jul 2009 - 09:40 UTC
          Henry Gee said:

          Hah. Sore loser.

        • Date:
          Monday, 13 Jul 2009 - 09:55 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          No… just pointing out that you suck.

          Anyway, is anyone else not getting notifications of comments when previously they were?

        • Date:
          Monday, 13 Jul 2009 - 10:52 UTC
          Henry Gee said:

          If I suck, then you suck worse. Just sayin’.

        • Date:
          Monday, 13 Jul 2009 - 10:57 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          But I have potential to blow, that being my first game.

          So ner.

        • Date:
          Monday, 13 Jul 2009 - 12:00 UTC
          Henry Gee said:

          Blow. Yes, that just about sums it up.

        • Date:
          Monday, 13 Jul 2009 - 18:22 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          Penny, if you’re still reading, get to the GPs and get prophylactic Tamiflu. KTHXBAI

        • Date:
          Monday, 13 Jul 2009 - 21:44 UTC
          Henry Gee said:

          I don’t think she’s reading. She’s gone to bed with a cat, and I am editing Mallorn.

        • Date:
          Monday, 13 Jul 2009 - 21:45 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          Sounds like domestic bliss, to me.

        • Date:
          Monday, 13 Jul 2009 - 22:43 UTC
          Noah Gray said:

          Speaking of (i)Stones, Henry, it looks as if your routine changes are serving you well; I am under the impression that I am seeing less of you in your “modeling” picture. I’ve also been quite out of touch with all things NN and distance always changes perspective. Either way, good show.

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 14 Jul 2009 - 00:23 UTC
          Boris Cvek said:

          It is so nice to find you together, my friends, that it provokes me to write the comment here after more than year :-).

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 14 Jul 2009 - 00:39 UTC
          Boris Cvek said:

          Seventy million years in development (the iStone, not Henry): proof, if it was needed, against intelligent design.

          Boris: Great :-). This is Richard the (number is optional :-)
          My sincere regards to Henry :-).

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 14 Jul 2009 - 02:31 UTC
          Kristi Vogel said:

          New Mallorn! Yay!

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 14 Jul 2009 - 04:15 UTC
          Henry Gee said:

          I say, steady on, old thing. It’s not as ‘yay’ as all that (well, actually, it is, but one wouldn’t want to make a song and dance).

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 14 Jul 2009 - 05:39 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          No, one must display a bit of restraint. Perhaps a ‘yup’.

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 14 Jul 2009 - 10:38 UTC
          Kristi Vogel said:

          I stand by my Yay!, but will withhold song and dance until Mallorn arrives in my mailbox.

          I would reserve yup for the following:

          Pinching your finger in the door of the ultralow freezer must have hurt. Yup.

          A car sitting in the sun at 101F for hours must have been hot inside at the end of the day. Yup.

          If this drought continues, it will be expensive to maintain the lawn in a modicum of greenness. Yup.

          There are several new books available on science and religion, but you needn’t bother to read them, as they’re just beating the proverbial horse with a screechy stick. Yup.

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 14 Jul 2009 - 15:52 UTC
          Richard Wintle said:

          It strikes me that this post is mis-titled: your encounter with the redoubtable Dr. Gee seems to have been rather planned, I’d say.

          Nice photos though. :)

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 14 Jul 2009 - 16:19 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          I was talking about the Rocks, not about the Crox.

        • Date:
          Wednesday, 15 Jul 2009 - 18:15 UTC
          Alejandro Correa said:

          At this time was just listening “Talkin Head”, no “Talking Crox”, ¿what?

        • Date:
          Wednesday, 15 Jul 2009 - 18:18 UTC
          Alejandro Correa said:

          Sorry, Talking Head, “g” is no gee, you understand.

        • Date:
          Wednesday, 15 Jul 2009 - 18:20 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          There’ll never be another Gee.

        • Date:
          Wednesday, 15 Jul 2009 - 18:41 UTC
          Alejandro Correa said:

          is a very remote probability.

        • Date:
          Wednesday, 15 Jul 2009 - 19:01 UTC
          Alejandro Correa said:

          is very nice the “chicken-pollosaurio” in your photo of the chicken.

        • Date:
          Wednesday, 15 Jul 2009 - 19:59 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          Ha ha! I hoped someone would notice that.

        • Date:
          Wednesday, 15 Jul 2009 - 21:00 UTC
          Henry Gee said:

          Anyone who’s ever doubted that birds are close relatives of dinosaurs has never given house-room to ex-battery chickens in their state of near-deshabille.

        • Date:
          Wednesday, 15 Jul 2009 - 21:26 UTC
          Alejandro Correa said:

          You think that the chickens are close relatives of dinosaurs?. The ex-battery chicken may seek shelter with relatives other terrestrial.

        • Date:
          Wednesday, 15 Jul 2009 - 22:29 UTC
          Alejandro Correa said:

          Well, actually it is something to see the chickens look like dinosaurs:

          Megachikenraptorsaurius

        • Date:
          Wednesday, 15 Jul 2009 - 22:35 UTC
          Alejandro Correa said:

          Sorry, the chicken is similar a Megachikenraptorsaurius or Megachikenraptorsaurius is similar to Chicken?: Answer the question.

        • Date:
          Wednesday, 15 Jul 2009 - 23:26 UTC
          Kristi Vogel said:

          I see a little ancestor of a bird …
          Scaramouche! Scaramouche! Will you do the fandango?

          Or perhaps:

          First a little Papageno,
          Then a little Papagena,
          Then again a Papageno ….

          Sorry, those Chickenraptors look as if they’re dressed for opera. ;-)

        • Date:
          Wednesday, 15 Jul 2009 - 23:45 UTC
          Alejandro Correa said:

          Ha, Ha, Ha…You are very funny!

        • Date:
          Thursday, 16 Jul 2009 - 00:17 UTC
          Kristi Vogel said:

          If I had mad Photoshop skillz, it would have been an LOLDinosaur.

          As it is, I expect that Henry’s chickens will come home to roost, famously, in Darwin’s Eglu Cube Tree of Life no less, any day now. And as soon as it drops below triple digit temperatures here (which might be November, at this rate), we will have our own dinosaurs chickens – some variant of the Aracauna, called an Americauna. (My Brazilian friend is quite disgusted with the way in which I pronounce these words.)

        • Date:
          Thursday, 16 Jul 2009 - 00:30 UTC
          Alejandro Correa said:

          I love that about americaraucana.

        • Date:
          Thursday, 16 Jul 2009 - 00:45 UTC
          Alejandro Correa said:

          I love americaraucana: Scelorchilus araucana araucana live in dense forest in Chile. Is a understorey forest bird, more small size that the Chicken, and very much more smallest that the Megachickenraptor.

        • Date:
          Thursday, 16 Jul 2009 - 01:43 UTC
          Kristi Vogel said:

          I didn’t know anything about Tapaculos, Alejandro – they seem like fascinating birds. All my natural history books on South America focus on the big flashy birds, like macaws and rheas.

          I’ve seen all kinds of spellings for the US version of the Araucana chicken, but apparently the official version is Ameraucana. Regardless of the spelling, we’re hoping that ours will lay pretty eggs and eat lots of arthropods.

        • Date:
          Thursday, 16 Jul 2009 - 02:19 UTC
          Alejandro Correa said:

          I so sorry for my English is no good.

          I hope that Megachicken raptorsaurus have lived in China.

        • Date:
          Thursday, 16 Jul 2009 - 02:53 UTC
          Kristi Vogel said:

          No worries, Alejandro – my spoken Spanish is very deficient, and what little there is, is actually hybrid Border Spanglish. I do a little better with reading Spanish, since most signs, packaging, and instructions are in both languages here.

        • Date:
          Thursday, 16 Jul 2009 - 18:46 UTC
          Richard Wintle said:

          That does it, I’m cancelling my trip to the forest understory of Chile.

          Also – anybody who has lived with a cheeky budgie for any amount of time (or their relatives – you still there, Kristi? – will also vouch for the obvious dinosaur-bird link. Especially when it’s chewing on your earlobe, or kicking you with its feet and shrieking as you try to cut its toenails.

          I’m just sayin’.

        • Date:
          Thursday, 16 Jul 2009 - 20:16 UTC
          Kristi Vogel said:

          Psittacines are especially dinosaur-like when they flatten their feathers and hiss in anger or irritation, as when you try to retrieve the naughty cockatiel from a bookshelf or windowsill. Instead of remaining benignly lateral, their eyes also seem to move to a more frontal and predatory position. Something about that leathery flap of skin between maxilla beak and mandible beak is very reptilian too.

          Several colleagues have mocked me for my fascination with birds-

          Them: They’re just feathered dinosaurs/reptiles, you know.

          Me: You say that like it’s a bad thing.

        • Date:
          Friday, 17 Jul 2009 - 14:36 UTC
          Alejandro Correa said:

          The Megachicken raptorsaurus (picture is of Luis V. Rey)is similar a Chicken pollo or Rooster?. Rooster. Don’t worry be happy.

          Is an evolutionary game.

        • Date:
          Saturday, 18 Jul 2009 - 01:58 UTC
          Alejandro Correa said:

          Do not grieve ex-battery, friend Henry are just light jokes.

        • Date:
          Thursday, 23 Jul 2009 - 00:31 UTC
          Pamela Ronald said:

          nice pics! Makes me want to return to the land of cream and strawberries and science bloggers soon

        • Date:
          Thursday, 23 Jul 2009 - 07:11 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          Yay! We’d love to see you again, Pamela.


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