• The Scientist by Richard Grant

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    • On Saturday morning

      Saturday, 23 May 2009 - 07:38 UTC

      Grey light — and probably a crazy blackbird — woke me this morning, unable to breathe through my nose. I made myself a mug of Earl Grey (black, couldn’t be bothered looking for lemons) and went back to bed, to doze fitfully, dreaming of missing brothers and daisy chain bracelets.

      With sunshine streaming in, sky broken by a single contrail, I was rudely forced out of bed to make coffee. I know there’s a party this evening, but all I wanted was another five minutes with the cool side of the pillow.

      Coffee pot on, checked email. A message from Martin about Friendfeed rooms for an up-coming event. I considered telling him to check the conversation with Maxine and Corie, and opened Friendfeed.

      Imagine my state of mind when I was greeted by this:

      I think I need that coffee. Or at least a stiff (shut up) drink.

      (Explanation)

      Last updated: Saturday, 23 May 2009 - 07:38 UTC

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        • Date:
          Saturday, 23 May 2009 - 08:29 UTC
          Jennifer Rohn said:

          We just erected our garden table’s sun parasol for the first time this year – hooray! A bit confused why the weather is so nice on a Bank Holiday Weekend, but coping with the anomaly somehow.

        • Date:
          Saturday, 23 May 2009 - 08:36 UTC
          Bob O'Hara said:

          It’s something to do with his hot chick-on-chick action. Missing links need not apply.

        • Date:
          Saturday, 23 May 2009 - 08:41 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          That must be it.

          I’m wondering whether we might need the patio heater (‘patio’. Hah) this evening, but I’m pretending not to notice the weather, in case it sees me and turns damp.

        • Date:
          Saturday, 23 May 2009 - 11:35 UTC
          Henry Gee said:

          All is explained here – or will be, when I have downloaded the photos.

        • Date:
          Saturday, 23 May 2009 - 11:48 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          Um. Interesting site, Henry.

        • Date:
          Saturday, 23 May 2009 - 13:07 UTC
          Henry Gee said:

          How odd

        • Date:
          Monday, 25 May 2009 - 17:52 UTC
          Jennifer Rohn said:

          It looks like the weather held! I am hoping for a downpour tonight, though, for the garden.

        • Date:
          Monday, 25 May 2009 - 17:53 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          Hum. Garden needs water, but rain means snails. Hum.

        • Date:
          Monday, 25 May 2009 - 17:58 UTC
          Richard Wintle said:

          That really is teh ph3earsomeness for the first thing you see on a Saturday morning.

          I put milk in Earl Grey tea. Yes, I know, and I don’t care.

          It’s been warm here recently, but Victoria Day Sunday (that would the the 17th, which I think is the weekend before your Bank Holiday weekend, yes?) was bloody.freezing.cold. At 9 AM, it was about 3 degrees and incredibly windy, heading for a high of only about 10 and still windy.

          What’s wrong with snails, anyway?

        • Date:
          Monday, 25 May 2009 - 18:06 UTC
          Jennifer Rohn said:

          I heart milk in Earl Grey tea. But not snails.

        • Date:
          Monday, 25 May 2009 - 18:29 UTC
          Richard Wintle said:

          You don’t like milk in your snails?

        • Date:
          Monday, 25 May 2009 - 18:40 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          I used to get very uppity about people putting mil in Earl Grey or water in whisky or snails in their milk, but these days I’m a lot more relaxed. If you like it, that’s fine by me.

        • Date:
          Monday, 25 May 2009 - 19:00 UTC
          Richard Wintle said:

          Surely you’re joking, Mr. Feynman.

        • Date:
          Monday, 25 May 2009 - 19:39 UTC
          steffi suhr said:

          I think I’m allergic to something in Earl Grey tea, possibly the bergamot? The last two times I had some, I instantly felt sick, turned greenish-pale, and broke out in cold sweat. I stopped trying after that. (I am interested to see that it has applications in certain types of witchcraft.)

          Richard, sorry for the rude shock in the morning.


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