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    • On the last day

      Thursday, 26 Feb 2009 - 20:40 UTC

      It’s Friday in some parts of the world.

      Which means it’s my last day in the lab. Strangely, my biggest pang this morning is saying goodbye to Sid — he’s served me well and in a way I owe him for finding me a new job, a new career.

      When I get back to the UK, I’ll be working at the Faculty of 1000. If you see me wandering the streets of London, looking a little lost, a little forlorn, perhaps you could take pity on me and let me come and look at your cells ? I might even offer to look after them while you’re on holiday.

      Last updated: Thursday, 26 Feb 2009 - 20:40 UTC

      • Comments

        • Date:
          Thursday, 26 Feb 2009 - 21:03 UTC
          Eva Amsen said:

        • Date:
          Thursday, 26 Feb 2009 - 21:10 UTC
          Richard Wintle said:

          Note to UK Customs and Excise: watch out for the sandy-haired bloke with the Aussie accent. He’s got a rat secreted about his person.

          Good luck with the move Richard… I would help you out but if I were in London I’d also be wandering around looking lost, or perhaps resolutely marching in some direction or other, pretending not to be lost.

        • Date:
          Thursday, 26 Feb 2009 - 21:11 UTC
          Wilson Hackett said:

          Good luck Richard!

        • Date:
          Thursday, 26 Feb 2009 - 21:19 UTC
          Jennifer Rohn said:

          You can split my cells any time.

        • Date:
          Thursday, 26 Feb 2009 - 21:22 UTC
          Richard Wintle said:

          Ooo er.

          Also – I can offer to contaminate cells with bacteria if anyone’s interested. Once upon a time, I was good at that.

        • Date:
          Thursday, 26 Feb 2009 - 21:34 UTC
          Anna Kushnir said:

          Good luck, Richard! The move away from the bench is a jarring one, but I am sure you will find your sea legs (or office legs) soon enough. The best part is being able to have coffee and do work at the same time! Amazing… at least for those of us with desks inside labs.

          What will you be doing for Faculty of 1000? Have I mentioned how much I love that site? Loooove. It.

        • Date:
          Thursday, 26 Feb 2009 - 21:35 UTC
          Nathaniel Marshall said:

          Do we have time for The Last Beer? You name the time and place.

        • Date:
          Thursday, 26 Feb 2009 - 21:38 UTC
          Cath Ennis said:

          Good luck!

        • Date:
          Thursday, 26 Feb 2009 - 21:42 UTC
          Eva Amsen said:

          “The best part is being able to have coffee and do work at the same time!”

          Oh, Anna, I have the saddest story. This is exactly what I was looking forward to upon leaving the bench, but… I now work in an office where someone is very allergic to coffee, and we can’t have it on our desks! We have to finish it quickly at the coffee place on our breaks, or drink in the hallway. It’s like…being in a lab…

        • Date:
          Thursday, 26 Feb 2009 - 21:48 UTC
          Craig Rowell said:

          Good luck! Can’t wait to hear how the move goes.

        • Date:
          Thursday, 26 Feb 2009 - 21:55 UTC
          Henry Gee said:

          You know where the Nature orifice office is. You can always doss under my desk. I’ll kick you when it’s time to get up.

        • Date:
          Thursday, 26 Feb 2009 - 22:01 UTC
          Cath Ennis said:

          Eva, but can you have tea at your desk? That’s actually more important, you know.

        • Date:
          Thursday, 26 Feb 2009 - 22:20 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          Stop it Eva. You’ve made Sid cry, and now you’ll start me off too.

        • Date:
          Thursday, 26 Feb 2009 - 22:38 UTC
          Eva Amsen said:

          Serves you right: you keep making me sad with all you “last” posts. (Not to be confused with “last posts”)

        • Date:
          Thursday, 26 Feb 2009 - 22:44 UTC
          Stephen Curry said:

          Good luck with the packing, Richard. Don’t forget the kids.

        • Date:
          Thursday, 26 Feb 2009 - 22:47 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          Anna, glad you love F1000. I’m supposed to be making it even better. As to exactly what that entails… well, there is talk of Web 2.0 goodness and blogs and things .

        • Date:
          Thursday, 26 Feb 2009 - 22:50 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          Kids?

          I have kids?

        • Date:
          Friday, 27 Feb 2009 - 01:38 UTC
          Åsa Karlström said:

          aww…. that went quick. Guess it was the month when I was on vacation in snow land ;) Anyhow, good luck with the move and the good byes and the hellos!!

          Be safe and take care. Looking forward reading new stuff from “the cold and rainy place you are moving to” …..

        • Date:
          Friday, 27 Feb 2009 - 03:20 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          Thanks—and remember, London is further north than Nova Scotia, so it’s amazing it’s as warm as it is. And I’m looking forward to having half the annual rainfall of Sydney…

        • Date:
          Friday, 27 Feb 2009 - 03:53 UTC
          Barry Hudson said:

          there’s always electronic PCR on NCBI’s website….

        • Date:
          Friday, 27 Feb 2009 - 03:57 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          Barry,

          Barry Barry Barry.

          PCR is not cell biology. If I have to explain that…

        • Date:
          Friday, 27 Feb 2009 - 04:13 UTC
          Barry Hudson said:

          PCR is not cell biology. If I have to explain that…

          Maybe I should be following you out of the lab too…

        • Date:
          Friday, 27 Feb 2009 - 04:17 UTC
          Barry Hudson said:

          Does this count?

        • Date:
          Friday, 27 Feb 2009 - 04:28 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          Hey, that’s micro, but…

          BEER!

        • Date:
          Friday, 27 Feb 2009 - 07:35 UTC
          Kristi Vogel said:

          I found myself wondering who had crammed 10 million extra people into London when I wasn’t looking.

          OK, I wasn’t looking for 17 years, but still ….

          And where do those extra people live, when there are so many To Let signs?

        • Date:
          Friday, 27 Feb 2009 - 07:56 UTC
          Jennifer Rohn said:

          I don’t know the figures, but the housing market was so good for so long that many people invested in investment flats since you were gone, some in lieu of more formal retirement plans. It’s great news for the rental market, but I worry that a lot of owners are in trouble now.

        • Date:
          Friday, 27 Feb 2009 - 08:02 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          It’s great news for the rental market

          That’s what I’m hoping.

        • Date:
          Friday, 27 Feb 2009 - 08:24 UTC
          Heather Etchevers said:

          Good luck with transit and settling in, Richard. It’ll take a bit out of everyone, but we on the intertubes will be happy to hear about the next phase.

          I really wanted to put a photo of an inner tube, which might come in handy on the Thames, but figured I was really getting obscure.

          Bon déménagement!

        • Date:
          Friday, 27 Feb 2009 - 08:28 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          Thanks Heather. I shall be happily déménaged, I’m sure.

        • Date:
          Friday, 27 Feb 2009 - 09:24 UTC
          Henry Gee said:

          Haven’t you gone yet? Procrastination, that’s what I call it.

        • Date:
          Friday, 27 Feb 2009 - 09:28 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          Well, I’ve finished work. Now I just have to sell the children car and think about how I’m going to get back to the UK.

        • Date:
          Friday, 27 Feb 2009 - 10:41 UTC
          Karen James said:

          Eva, that tearful rat is impossibly cute.

          Richard, good luck with the move and do come along to the Natural History Museum once you’re settled in …that is if you can stand being in the Heart of Darwindom on Earth. As an inducement, I know a really good coffee place nearby (them’s hard to come by in London, as you’ll find) and it even has free wifi.

        • Date:
          Friday, 27 Feb 2009 - 11:00 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          I have to look at that rat out of the corner of my eye, else I’ll start crying too.

          I’m sure, Karen, I’ll be going frequently to the NHM—and dragging my girls with me. There’s a fantastic little Illy coffee shop just off Oxford Circus, where I think I might be stopping once or twice a day hour week.

          But seriously—is there any mention of Alfred Russel Wallace anywhere? I am curious.

        • Date:
          Friday, 27 Feb 2009 - 14:49 UTC
          Åsa Karlström said:

          Richard: of course it rains more in Sidney than in London…. silly me to think that UK really is the rainiest place I know of ;)

          And yes, the latitude (or is it longitude?) of London/England always gets me confused. It reminds me of realising exactly how far north Stockholm is – and than Vancouver was on the level of Munich (München) aka midEurope. That Memphis is “north Africa level” helps me when I try to remember why I can not be outdoors long at all in summer time.

          In any event, safe trip and I will keep hope about that renters market going golden right now in London!

        • Date:
          Friday, 27 Feb 2009 - 21:58 UTC
          Jennifer Rohn said:

          I met someone from the NHM at a party and he told me I should set my next novel in the NHM because it had a lot of potential Offered to show me around behind the scenes…think it’s worth it?

        • Date:
          Friday, 27 Feb 2009 - 22:01 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          snort

          Now there’s a chat up line. It’s the scientific equivalent of looking at my etchings, innit? Says he, who’s been offering to culture cells for people.

        • Date:
          Saturday, 28 Feb 2009 - 03:08 UTC
          Richard Wintle said:

          Oi – it ain’t cell biology either, but you could do some eFISH rather than e-PCR if you like. And you don’t even have to visit me. Good old interwebmathingamabobs.

        • Date:
          Saturday, 28 Feb 2009 - 08:14 UTC
          Jennifer Rohn said:

          Apparently there are secret passageways!

        • Date:
          Saturday, 28 Feb 2009 - 10:28 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          In the NHM or the eFISH?

          I have, actually, been in the hidden, dusty parts of the NHM

        • Date:
          Saturday, 28 Feb 2009 - 18:50 UTC
          Jennifer Rohn said:

          Find any murdered scientists? The NHS guy seemed quite keen on me penning a murder (though I’m not sure I have that in me).

        • Date:
          Saturday, 28 Feb 2009 - 20:32 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          I nearly murdered one of my colleagues: does that count?

        • Date:
          Monday, 02 Mar 2009 - 16:46 UTC
          Åsa Karlström said:

          Richard> “nearly” … of course not. Imagine all the “almost a murder mystery story” books that would be out there…. you think they’d get sold?!?!

        • Date:
          Monday, 02 Mar 2009 - 20:48 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          ha ha! It’d make a great spoof though, wouldn’t it?

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 03 Mar 2009 - 05:29 UTC
          Henry Gee said:

          It’s Friday in some parts of the world

          It’s Tuesday, actually. Bloody scientists. Don’t even know what day of the week it is.

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 03 Mar 2009 - 05:34 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          #CISB09 a success then? Thought it was damned quiet.

          Not that I’m complaining, mind.

        • Date:
          Friday, 06 Mar 2009 - 18:22 UTC
          Karen James said:

          But seriously—is there any mention of Alfred Russel Wallace anywhere? I am curious.

          Oh yes, we are doing our best to promote Wallace in the midst of all this Darwiniana. NHM has had two exhibitions on Wallace, launched the Wallace collection and one of our entomologists George Beccaloni is known as “Wallace’s Rottweiler” he has a website and has even started the Wallace Correspondence Project and we’ve been covering Wallace a lot on the Beagle Project Blog.

          I met someone from the NHM at a party and he told me I should set my next novel in the NHM because it had a lot of potential Offered to show me around behind the scenes…think it’s worth it?

          Yes, definitely, but you may have been scooped by China Mieville who came and toured around last year as research for a main character in an upcoming book.

          Richard and Jenny, these two comments were in the wrong order:

          Now there’s a chat up line.

          and

          Apparently there are secret passageways!

          (there are, by the way)

          I have, actually, been in the hidden, dusty parts of the NHM

          If this has anything to do with a certain H. Gee of Cromer I don’t want to hear about it.

          Find any murdered scientists?

          Dead, yes. Murdered, no. Not kidding.

        • Date:
          Friday, 06 Mar 2009 - 22:58 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          Excellent. Thanks Karen

        • Date:
          Friday, 06 Mar 2009 - 23:05 UTC
          Henry Gee said:

          CISB09 a success then? Thought it was damned quiet

          Very nice thanks. It was all over the intertubes like a cheap suit.

          I have, actually, been in the hidden, dusty parts of the NHM… If this has anything to do with a certain H. Gee of Cromer I don’t want to hear about it

          All right then, I’ll keep the secrets to myself. Mwah hah hah hah

        • Date:
          Friday, 06 Mar 2009 - 23:07 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          relief

        • Date:
          Friday, 06 Mar 2009 - 23:17 UTC
          Henry Gee said:

          I say, haven’t you gone yet?

        • Date:
          Saturday, 07 Mar 2009 - 01:54 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          I’ve been gone for years, Henry.


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