• The Scientist by Richard Grant

    Raising being quoted out of context to an art form: 'awesome, but not always right'. Drinks well with scientists.

    • Who said what to whom, and why and for how much

      Saturday, 27 Sep 2008 - 11:37 UTC

      And… here are the answers

      1. nutjobs
      2. Vermouth
      3. Henry
      4. strong
      5. Anna
      6. shorts
      7. brain waves
      8. Ben

      As you only managed to get three right, I’m going to have to keep the entire class behind after school.

      Last updated: Saturday, 27 Sep 2008 - 11:37 UTC

      • Comments

        • Date:
          Saturday, 27 Sep 2008 - 11:47 UTC
          Graham Steel said:

          OK, Sir.

        • Date:
          Saturday, 27 Sep 2008 - 11:53 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          Smarten up at the back there Steel, you’re a disgrace to your House.

        • Date:
          Saturday, 27 Sep 2008 - 13:21 UTC
          Graham Steel said:

          huff puff – polishes shoes and straightens tie

        • Date:
          Saturday, 27 Sep 2008 - 14:25 UTC
          Henry Gee said:

          Ooh, I do love you when you’re angry.

        • Date:
          Saturday, 27 Sep 2008 - 15:30 UTC
          Graham Steel said:

          “Is Grant our chief whip now” mumbled Steel at the back o’ the class.

        • Date:
          Saturday, 27 Sep 2008 - 23:11 UTC
          Eva Amsen said:

          But I showed the workings. All the other teachers give partial credit for that…

        • Date:
          Sunday, 28 Sep 2008 - 20:48 UTC
          Jennifer Rohn said:

          I will not allow silly one-liners to flow over my head unremarked or unrecalled in future.

          I will not allow silly one-liners to flow over my head unremarked or unrecalled in future.

          I will not allow silly one-liners to flow over my head unremarked or unrecalled in future.

          (497 more to go. Or is that only in America?)


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