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    • Singing the blues

      Saturday, 07 Jun 2008 - 07:43 UTC

      When a PhD student goes out and buys a guitar from a pawn shop at lunchtime, comes back and starts playing the blues in the lab —

      someone, somewhere, is doing something wrong.

      Last updated: Saturday, 07 Jun 2008 - 07:43 UTC

      • Comments

        • Date:
          Saturday, 07 Jun 2008 - 07:49 UTC
          Henry Gee said:

          Sounds like he (it’s a ‘he’ I’m talkin’ ‘bout, right?) has the right idea. When I was doing my PhD rock’n’roll was the only thing that kept me from going dribblingly insane. I hope it was a good guitar, that’s all.

        • Date:
          Saturday, 07 Jun 2008 - 07:59 UTC
          Jennifer Rohn said:

          I think that is impossibly sweet. Can you make a recording for us?

        • Date:
          Saturday, 07 Jun 2008 - 08:29 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          Good call Jenny. I think there’s potential here…

          Move over Ron Laskey.

        • Date:
          Saturday, 07 Jun 2008 - 09:24 UTC
          Stephen Curry said:

          Richard: the Ron Laskey story is great – particularly the bit about Paul Simon! But, taking my cue from Ron and, in agreement with Henry, don’t you think that the opposite conclusion could also be drawn from the data that you presented in your post?

        • Date:
          Saturday, 07 Jun 2008 - 09:30 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          Oh indeed Stephen. We need more datum points.

        • Date:
          Saturday, 07 Jun 2008 - 12:43 UTC
          Brian Derby said:

          I am not sure that scientists are inherently musical, or at least have a memory for songs. At a meeting in Slovakia at Smolenice castle we had an able pianist and a group of scientists in the bar. The only song everyone could mangae was the chorus of Yellow Submarine. National groups could collectively sing together, but rarely could they manage more that the first verse and chorus.

        • Date:
          Saturday, 07 Jun 2008 - 12:45 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          What a superbly designed experiment, Brian.

        • Date:
          Saturday, 07 Jun 2008 - 13:57 UTC
          Henry Gee said:

          If Ron Laskey is the best we can do, then we’ve a long way to go.

          Still recovering from a gig last night, I sometimes wonder if I’m getting too old for this sort of thing. And then I read that Prince, who I’m convinced will be seen as one of the finest statesmen performers of this or any other century, is celebrating his 50th birthday. To think, when Amy Winehouse was my age, she’ll probably have been dead for 20 years.

        • Date:
          Saturday, 07 Jun 2008 - 14:37 UTC
          Massimo Pinto said:

          Brian,
          at the International Summer School of Subnuclear Physics in Erice, last year, as a bunch of theoretical and experimental scientists we put together some verses on the notes of New York, New York_, re-writing it to New Quark, New SquarkQuark.pdf
          That was a hit. Too bad we have not gotten a Grammy yet.
          Here’s a video of the performance before t’Hooft, Higgs, Ferrara, Randall…
          The video file will load up in quite some time on your PC.

        • Date:
          Sunday, 08 Jun 2008 - 00:21 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          If Ron Laskey is the best we can do, then we’ve a long way to go.

          I am suddenly reminded that one of the NN crew has, allegedly, a superb singing voice. I’m hoping to verify this claim in August…

        • Date:
          Sunday, 08 Jun 2008 - 09:43 UTC
          Cameron Neylon said:

          I’m aware I’m coming to this late but the only thing I can see wrong with this is that the student didn’t have enough money to go out any buy a proper guitar. I am fully in favour of blues in the lab.

          Although under our current lab rules you wouldn’t then be able to take the guitar back out again due to the potential for biological (not cultural) contamination. Was this the reason for going for a budget version? Or was the guitar in fact pawned by some up and coming star and the purchase, in fact, an investment?

        • Date:
          Sunday, 08 Jun 2008 - 16:56 UTC
          Bob O'Hara said:

          Howard M. Shapiro was musical too. This paper was in G major:

          Shapiro, HM (1977). Fluorescent dyes for differential counts by flow cytometry: does histochemistry tell us much more than cell geometry? J. Histochem. Cytochem. 25: 976-989. pdf (incl. score)

        • Date:
          Sunday, 08 Jun 2008 - 19:16 UTC
          Henry Gee said:

          Richard didn’t say that the guitar was a bad one. For all we know it’s a cream ’62 stratocaster.

          When I was a graduate student we had

          • a battered cassette player which would player either Led Zeppelin or Motorhead;
          • a lute, which one of my colleagues could play expertly well.

          So we’d alternate between Killed By Death and airs by Purcell and so on. As far as I remember we didn’t try both simultaneously.

        • Date:
          Sunday, 08 Jun 2008 - 20:10 UTC
          Cameron Neylon said:

          In which case, what is the researcher doing playing it rather than cashing it in? Besides you can’t play blues on a strat.

          But I’m rather dissappointed by the lack of imagination that is suggested by failing to take the opportunity to channel Hendrix playing a Bach Lute sonata

        • Date:
          Sunday, 08 Jun 2008 - 22:02 UTC
          Henry Gee said:

          Besides you can’t play blues on a strat

          Oh, Cameron, honestly. Don’t get me started.

        • Date:
          Monday, 09 Jun 2008 - 09:17 UTC
          Cameron Neylon said:

          Sorry correction: You can’t play the blues … The blues requires an old, preferably decrepit, out of tune, guitar and an empty wooden bourbon case to sit on. This was natually the image of the researcher that started this off that I had in my head.

        • Date:
          Monday, 09 Jun 2008 - 09:26 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          Sounds about right, Cameron.

        • Date:
          Monday, 09 Jun 2008 - 09:45 UTC
          Henry Gee said:

          The blues requires an old, preferably decrepit, out of tune, guitar and an empty wooden bourbon case to sit on

          Ah, the blues. Those cotton-pickin’, went-down-to-the-crossroads, sold-my-soul-to-the-devil, mah-woman-done-me-wrong, never-get-no-reproducible-results, can’t-get-no-research-grants-approved kind of blues. The genuine kind.

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 10 Jun 2008 - 00:34 UTC
          Cath Ennis said:

          May I present the PhD Blues?

          Unfortunately there’s no possible way I can make it to London in August, so you’ll have to wait for a live rendition. Also my singing voice is, erm, not superb.

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 10 Jun 2008 - 23:51 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          I once did a couple of (The) Blues numbers at a birthday party. Me an’ my Tanglewood, John and his rather less ‘not superb’ singing voice, me growling vocals like a 40-a-day, bourbon-swilling Michael Franti…

          I remember House of the Rising Sun , a little ditty I’d written (which was an excuse for a bad pun on St Louis being in the state of ‘Misery’) — and then it got rather silly.

          You really, really don’t want to hear me sing.


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