• The Scientist by Richard Grant

    Raising being quoted out of context to an art form: 'awesome, but not always right'. Drinks well with scientists.

    • My grandma is fine, thank you

      Wednesday, 14 May 2008 - 00:14 UTC

      Having always been of a somewhat literary bent (i.e. the production of it, if not necessarily uncritical consumption), I have a thing for spelling and grammar (not a word, Rohn).

      Writing and other forms of communication are also important to me in the day job as a science professional. After all, there’s no point doing all this stuff if you’re not going to share it, and if you’re going to do that it makes sense to be just as professional. This is not news, but I do have an eye for spelling mistakes and apostate apostrophes, etc. I often get asked to proofread manuscripts and slides, as well as for help with ‘the best way to say’ something.

      It’s all right Gee, I’m not angling for a job as an editor at Nature (not yet, anyway). But I thought the community might enjoy this little jibe from Stuff White People Like . If you laugh half as much as I did, I will have laughed twice as much as you.

      Last updated: Wednesday, 14 May 2008 - 00:14 UTC

      • Comments

        • Date:
          Wednesday, 14 May 2008 - 08:37 UTC
          Brian Clegg said:

          Quite amusing, Richard – but the funniest bit was the Google ads at the bottom, which when I checked out the entry read:

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          … I just loved the idea of buying a Bury Grammar School at shopping.com (I nearly went to Bury Grammar, but that’s a different story.)

          Incidentally, the ‘Stuff White People Like’ blog is not popular with everyone. See this quote:

          Random House has purchased a book based on a blog called Stuff White People Like for $300,000, a sum that many in the publishing and blogging communities believe is an astronomical amount for a book spawned from a blog, written by a previously unpublished author.

          Stuff White People Like – the website, not the as-yet unpublished book – includes such side-splitting witticisms as:
          “The No. 1 reason why white people like not having a TV is so that they can tell you that they don’t have a TV.”

          What makes this deal even more surprising is that this kind of book concept is far from new. For example, “The History of White People in America” came out some 20 years ago, and principally poked fun at stereotypes about WASPs.

          “I was shocked and amazed that they got that much money for a concept that Martin Mull had written a book on back in 1985,” said Ron Hogan, who writes GalleyCat, a blog about the publishing industry.

        • Date:
          Wednesday, 14 May 2008 - 09:04 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          Random House has purchased a book based on a blog called Stuff White People Like for $300,000

          Bloody hell. There’s hope for me yet.

        • Date:
          Wednesday, 14 May 2008 - 09:13 UTC
          Henry Gee said:

          I didn’t know your grandma was unwell. Please give her my best wishes.

        • Date:
          Wednesday, 14 May 2008 - 16:02 UTC
          Jennifer Rohn said:

          ScienceBlogs might buy you out for a fiver, Richard.

          Meanwhile, I assume you noticed the typos in that piece.

        • Date:
          Friday, 16 May 2008 - 23:09 UTC
          Ian Brooks said:

          A lot of the tyops have been corrected :)

          Funnily enough, from dating someone who ticks the box “other”, some of those really do ring true!

        • Date:
          Saturday, 17 May 2008 - 20:54 UTC
          Maxine Clarke said:

          When the cricket commentator the late, great John Arlott was travelling to South Africa many years ago, he was asked by customs there to fill out a from which included a field “race”. He wrote “human”.


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