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    • The Parrot and the Pussycat

      Tuesday, 11 Aug 2009 - 12:31 UTC

      The Parrot

      and the Pussycat

      went to Antarctica Estonia Helsinki
      In a beautiful pea green plane boat.

      They took some honey, and not nearly enough plenty of money,
      Wrapped up in a failed grant application five pound note.
      The Parrot looked up to the stars above,
      And sang to a small guitar,
      ‘O lovely Pussy! O Pussy my love,
      What a beautiful Pussy you are,
      You are,
      You are!
      What a beautiful Pussy you are!’

      Pussy said to the Parrot, ’ Focusing more attention on growth histories of individuals would provide a better position to understand the processes constituting phenotypic shifts in the age and size at maturation and help in disentangling environmentally induced plastic changes in maturation from those caused by evolutionary responses to fisheries induced selection You elegant carrot fowl!
      How charmingly sweet you sing!
      O let us be married! too long we have tarried:
      But what shall we do for a ring?’

      They sailed away, for a year and a day,
      To the land of Mordor, where the Shadows Lie where the Bong-tree grows

      And there in a wood a Penguin Piggy-wig stood

      With a ring at the end of his nose,
      His nose,
      His nose,
      With a ring at the end of his nose.

      ‘Dear Pig, the analysis of mark–recapture data is undergoing a period of development and expansion are you willing to sell for a quarter ein pfennig markka five new pence one shilling
      Your ring?’ Said the Piggy, ’ oink atishoo I will.’
      So they took it away, and disinfected it were married next day
      By the Penguin Turkey who lives on the hill.

      They dined on cat food mince, and slices of dead mice quince,
      Which they ate with a runcible spoon;
      And paw in wing hand in hand, on the edge of the sand,
      They danced by the light of the moon,
      The moon, The moon,
      They danced by the light of the moon.

      Last updated: Tuesday, 11 Aug 2009 - 12:31 UTC

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      • Comments

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 11 Aug 2009 - 12:49 UTC
          Alejandro Correa said:

          Henry- Good story (or is crazy poems; or song ex-battery chicken)and nice pics. Put the cat’s head in the owl is difficult to obtain this hybridization.

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 11 Aug 2009 - 13:26 UTC
          John Wilkins said:

          Finland, Finland, Finland!
          It’s the place where I want to be!

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 11 Aug 2009 - 14:18 UTC
          Cath Ennis said:

          a fitting tribute, Henry! Nice work

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 11 Aug 2009 - 16:00 UTC
          Richard Wintle said:

          We like the moon.

          That is all.

          P.S. That Streisand poster scares the bejeezus out of me.

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 11 Aug 2009 - 17:26 UTC
          Alejandro Correa said:

          Richard- Apparently the monkeys: “We like the Moon”, they seem to be embalmed.

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 11 Aug 2009 - 20:42 UTC
          Ian Brooks said:

          Excellent eulogy work HG!

          Congrats to both lovebrrds!

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 11 Aug 2009 - 20:44 UTC
          Jennifer Rohn said:

          I think I’m going to cry.

          Seriously.

          It’s lovely, Henry.

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 11 Aug 2009 - 22:24 UTC
          Henry Gee said:

          Dr Rohn, you’re just a big softie. That’s what you are.

        • Date:
          Wednesday, 12 Aug 2009 - 15:16 UTC
          steffi suhr said:

          How very, very cool!!!

        • Date:
          Wednesday, 12 Aug 2009 - 20:14 UTC
          Bob O'Hara said:

          Thank you, Henry. That’s typically generous of you, and hilarious to boot. We did discuss rings, but didn’t think of that one.

          The beast hasn’t been told yet – but I’ll have to have a work with him: it looks like he’s been selling his rights to a NY pleasure ship company:

          We’ll have to renegotiate his allowance.

        • Date:
          Wednesday, 12 Aug 2009 - 20:38 UTC
          Maxine Clarke said:

          Never mind the Streisand pic, that blonde girl in the, er, knickers – whoever she is – that’s scary.
          Lovely post, though, Henry, and highly appropriate (wipes tear from eye). Best wishes to the lovely couple, and although you are right to eschew the one ring to rule them all (foolish under the menagerial circumstances), maybe a catbird circlet with pictorial (sans Gollum) engraving will come into its own one of these upcoming days or months.

        • Date:
          Wednesday, 12 Aug 2009 - 21:00 UTC
          Henry Gee said:

          Bob and Grrl – I’m really, really so very happy for you both. And Mrs Gee is too. so there.

        • Date:
          Thursday, 13 Aug 2009 - 13:01 UTC
          Alejandro Correa said:

          And the sweet parrot married with the pussycat:

          Born a nice son named grrhara
          and,
          The sun, sun iluminate
          in the sweet morning with the clear sky.

          The sun, sun iluminate in the
          sweet morning with the clear sky.

          These three danced to the morning light.

        • Date:
          Thursday, 13 Aug 2009 - 13:03 UTC
          Alejandro Correa said:

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          Thursday, 13 Aug 2009 - 13:06 UTC
          Alejandro Correa said:

        • Date:
          Thursday, 13 Aug 2009 - 13:14 UTC
          Alejandro Correa said:

          yes!!

        • Date:
          Friday, 14 Aug 2009 - 16:34 UTC
          Alejandro Correa said:

          iluminate is illuminate, sorry.

        • Date:
          Friday, 14 Aug 2009 - 21:04 UTC
          Henry Gee said:

          Have you finished yet, Alejandro?

        • Date:
          Friday, 14 Aug 2009 - 21:21 UTC
          Alejandro Correa said:

          Yes Henry, I has finished, ¿why you asking me?, or perhaps too late in realizing the errors of English grammar spelling. Is good the end of history, Henry.

        • Date:
          Monday, 17 Aug 2009 - 16:02 UTC
          GrrlScientist GrrlScientist said:

          awww, how sweet, henry! update about rings: we do have rings now. they are plain bands made of hematite, which is (of course) magnetic. kinda cool in a geeky sport of way. pics will be posted, although not for the next 24 hours, at least since my guy is leaving me alone in the states tomorrow and returning to finland to pack up and move to germany. cry

        • Date:
          Monday, 17 Aug 2009 - 16:40 UTC
          Bob O'Hara said:

          I’m hoping Grrl will let me take my camera when I leave. Anyone else think I’m being unrealistically optimistic?

          Incidentally, for those of you going to LondonIsSoBrazen09 this week, Arikia Millikan was the official witness for the event, so you can get first-hand news from her.

        • Date:
          Monday, 17 Aug 2009 - 17:25 UTC
          Cath Ennis said:

          How does The Beast feel about sharing his new home with avian buddies?

        • Date:
          Monday, 17 Aug 2009 - 18:44 UTC
          Graham Steel said:

          How does The Beast feel about sharing his new home with avian buddies?

          Well, The Beast has been off pondering again…

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 18 Aug 2009 - 01:09 UTC
          Bob O'Hara said:

          How does The Beast feel about sharing his new home with avian buddies?

          I haven’t told him. I suspect he’ll be delighted until the first time he gets bitten.


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