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    • Charles Darwin, C'Est Moi

      Thursday, 12 Feb 2009 - 13:44 UTC

      I am intrigued by the words on the cover of everyone’s favourite journal of record beginning with N

      Everybody’s Darwin

      When I read this, my first thought was the old Nilsson hit, _Everybody’s Talkin’ – until I noticed the ambiguity. Does it mean that Darwin is for everybody? Or That everyone is Darwin? Or both?

      This could be a classic case of what the late musician and humorist Fritz Spiegl once called Yob’s Possessive – as in

      A Presenter on Television’s Blue Peter

      The University of Sydney’s Richard Grant

      and my favourite

      Kenneth Branagh’s Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein.

      It might have been better to have said either

      Darwin for Everybody

      Everybody is Darwin

      Monsieur Darwin, C’Est Vous

      or even

      Mister Darwin Goes to Down

      but probably neither

      Voulez-vous couchez avec Monsieur Darwin?

      nor

      Excusez-moi, Monsieur Darwin: est-ce que ce bus va à la gare?

      Disclaimer – even though I work for the said Journal of Record, I didn’t have anything to do with the cover.

      Last updated: Thursday, 12 Feb 2009 - 13:44 UTC

      • Comments

        • Date:
          Thursday, 12 Feb 2009 - 13:52 UTC
          Mike Fowler said:

          You work for the National Enquirer?

        • Date:
          Thursday, 12 Feb 2009 - 14:05 UTC
          Henry Gee said:

          Oh, Mike, do try to keep up.

        • Date:
          Thursday, 12 Feb 2009 - 14:08 UTC
          Bob O'Hara said:

          Mike – I think Henry works for National Express. That’s why he’s continually complaining about the rail service.

        • Date:
          Thursday, 12 Feb 2009 - 17:25 UTC
          John Church said:

          Monsieur Gee, il est le mien!

          Someone’s gotta hold you so tight
          Someone’s gotta kiss you every night
          You’ve got to be loved all the time
          ‘Cause you’re everybody’s darlin’ plus mine

          You’re everybody’s darlin’ plus mine
          And you walk with one foot across the line
          Right words from any fool can change your mind
          ‘Cause you’re everybody’s darlin’ plus mine

          Attention is all that you crave
          If you were mine, think of heartaches you would save
          Contentment and true love you’d never find
          ‘Cause you’re everybody’s darlin’ plus mine

          You’re everybody’s darlin’ plus mine
          And you walk with one foot across the line
          Right words from any fool can change your mind
          ‘Cause you’re everybody’s darlin’ plus mine

        • Date:
          Thursday, 12 Feb 2009 - 22:55 UTC
          Henry Gee said:

          John – I didn’t know you cared. How lovely.

        • Date:
          Thursday, 12 Feb 2009 - 23:26 UTC
          Eva Amsen said:

          “Excusez-moi, Monsieur Darwin: est-ce que ce bus va à la gare?”

        • Date:
          Thursday, 12 Feb 2009 - 23:36 UTC
          Cath Ennis said:

          HA!

        • Date:
          Thursday, 12 Feb 2009 - 23:41 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          splort

        • Date:
          Friday, 13 Feb 2009 - 00:10 UTC
          Stephen Curry said:

          Very funny!

        • Date:
          Friday, 13 Feb 2009 - 05:09 UTC
          Richard Wintle said:

          Eva, that is truly beautiful.

        • Date:
          Friday, 13 Feb 2009 - 06:29 UTC
          Bob O'Hara said:

          ROFLMAO

        • Date:
          Friday, 13 Feb 2009 - 07:58 UTC
          Henry Gee said:

          ILSMIAFOMC

          (I laughed so much I almost fell of my chair).

        • Date:
          Friday, 13 Feb 2009 - 16:02 UTC
          Eva Amsen said:

          I made it a few days ago, but forgot to upload it until yesterday.
          I also have this one, which you’re free to use at appropriate places (I’m not sure where that would be, though)

          But the “get on with your work” one of the affirmative bus was slightly better, I think. (Oh no, I forgot to make a bus that does NOT go to the station!)

        • Date:
          Friday, 13 Feb 2009 - 18:01 UTC
          Frank Norman said:

          I like Mister Darwin Goes to Down.

          If the bus does go to the station, does that mean it is the stationary bus? In which case it’s not going anywhere, except on paper.

        • Date:
          Friday, 13 Feb 2009 - 19:03 UTC
          Henry Gee said:

          I could get used to this.

        • Date:
          Friday, 13 Feb 2009 - 19:07 UTC
          Cath Ennis said:

          I want to play, but I have no idea how to do this. Can someone please make me one that says “There’s probably no cancer stem cells. Now stop worrying and enjoy your government”?

          (See this post)

        • Date:
          Friday, 13 Feb 2009 - 19:10 UTC
          Henry Gee said:

          Cath: just visit this site and have fun.

          Meanwhile, here’s a word from our sponsors:

        • Date:
          Friday, 13 Feb 2009 - 19:25 UTC
          Cath Ennis said:

          And here’s me thinking you’re all PhotoShop geniuses.

        • Date:
          Saturday, 14 Feb 2009 - 11:58 UTC
          Bob O'Hara said:

          Time to get myself into trouble…

        • Date:
          Saturday, 14 Feb 2009 - 12:14 UTC
          Kristi Vogel said:

          snerk

          Henry, your second bus is male gonadocentric.

          Not that I’m going to get all shrieky or sullen or anything … I’m just sayin’ ….

        • Date:
          Saturday, 14 Feb 2009 - 12:34 UTC
          Graham Steel said:

          @Bob

          LINSM

          (Laugh, I nearly shat myself)


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