• I, Editor by Henry Gee

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    • ... for he on fruit-fly chow hath fed, and released the intracellular calcium stores of paradise.

      Thursday, 04 Dec 2008 - 09:52 UTC

      Continuing our various literary extravagances, we move from prose to poetry, and this PRIZE COMPETITION.

      I am offering a copy of Siege of Stars to the first person who can tell me the authors or titles, or both, of the poems whence the following extracts come, and the common theme that links all these extracts, except one; and what that exception is.

      As there is a prize, googling will be between you and your own conscience.

      1. Perhaps in this neglected spot is laid
      Some heart once pregnant with celestial fire

      2. I have been faithful to thee, Cynara! In my fashion

      3. On the Coast of Coromandel, where the early pumpkins blow.

      4. My loves leap through the future’s fence
      To dance with dream-enfranchised feet.

      5. The wicked, quaint fruit-merchant men,
      Their fruits like honey to the throat

      6. Someone had blundered.

      7. What men or gods are these? What maidens loth?
      What mad pursuit? What struggle to escape?

      8. Thynke howe short tyme thou hast abyden here.
      Thy place is bygged above the sterres clere,
      Noon erthly palys wrought in so statly wyse.

      9. Lo, in yon brilliant window-niche
      How statue-like I see thee stand,
      The agate lamp within thy hand
      Ah! Psyche, from the regions which
      Are holy land!

      10. Fully awake, imperative,
      a genetic reaction
      and sunlight rainbows through Fresnel hair:
      a sheen of perspiration,
      a tectonic slowing;
      and we are still once more.

      Last updated: Thursday, 04 Dec 2008 - 09:52 UTC

      • Comments

        • Date:
          Thursday, 04 Dec 2008 - 10:16 UTC
          Clare Dudman said:

          Too difficult for me, Henry. I shall have to resort to more conventional means of procurement. Beautiful words, though – thank you!

        • Date:
          Thursday, 04 Dec 2008 - 10:50 UTC
          Brian Clegg said:

          You’ve missed that most beautiful of biological poems:

          O Octopus, I begs
          Is them arms, or is them legs?

        • Date:
          Thursday, 04 Dec 2008 - 11:52 UTC
          Kristi Vogel said:

          Meme overload, so I’ll have to just buy Siege of Stars the old-fashioned way. :-)

          Though I think number 2 is Dowson. I can’t be a*$ed to look up the Latin title.

        • Date:
          Thursday, 04 Dec 2008 - 12:43 UTC
          steffi suhr said:

          no. 10 is that poem by Richard on LabLit..

        • Date:
          Thursday, 04 Dec 2008 - 12:43 UTC
          steffi suhr said:

          ..I’d have to cheat for the rest, I’m afraid.

        • Date:
          Thursday, 04 Dec 2008 - 12:52 UTC
          John Gilbey said:

          I’m pretty sure that 6 is from Tennyson – “The Charge of the Light Brigade”…

          But I think it is usually written as “Blunder’d” for the sake of the scansion.

          Just blame the school I went to…. :-)

        • Date:
          Thursday, 04 Dec 2008 - 13:34 UTC
          Mike Dunford said:

          Going for the low-hanging fruit once again:

          3 continues “in the middle of the woods/lived the yonghy-bongy-bo/two old chairs and half a candle” but I can’t remember either the title (unless the title is “yonghy-bongy-bo”) or the author.

          6 is definitely from Charge of the Light Brigade.

          7 is from Keats. I’m less sure of the title, but I know it’s an Ode to something or another.

          9 is from Edgar Allen Poe’s “To Helen”

        • Date:
          Thursday, 04 Dec 2008 - 14:11 UTC
          Heather Etchevers said:

          I’m incapable of recognizing any but #7’s Ode to a Grecian Urn and #3, and I had to cheat and slap myself on the forehead at that for the author; would they all be in your Oxford Book of English Verse but the one purportedly by Richard?

        • Date:
          Thursday, 04 Dec 2008 - 14:12 UTC
          Chris Surridge said:

          On the one hand this is too hard for me, and on the other I’m damn well going to buy Siege of Stars so don’t want to win. So here are my guesses (some of whch I know to be true) in the hope that they help anyone out there who actually wants to win this.

          1. John Milton. Paradise lost
          2. Ernest Dowson. (Because Kristi thinks it is)
          3. Edward Lear. The short life and tragic death of the yonghy-bongy-bo (or some such).
          4. Samuel Taylor Coleridge.
          5. Christina Rosetti. Goblin Market
          6. Alfred Lord Tennyson. The Charge of the Light Brigade
          7. John Keats. Ode to a Graecian Urn
          8. Beowulf
          9. Edgar Allan Poe. To Helen
          10. Philip Larkin

          Those are my guesses. I’m thinking that maybe 6-7 are right.

        • Date:
          Thursday, 04 Dec 2008 - 14:16 UTC
          steffi suhr said:

          Ah, but I see Chris doesn’t believe me. So here’s the proof.

          And yes, I do feel slightly disturbed by the fact that I know that one, but didn’t know any of the others..

        • Date:
          Thursday, 04 Dec 2008 - 14:22 UTC
          Henry Gee said:

          You’re all doing really well. Play up, play up, and play the game!

        • Date:
          Thursday, 04 Dec 2008 - 14:23 UTC
          Henry Gee said:

          would they all be in your Oxford Book of English Verse but the one purportedly by Richard?

          That’s not the connection.

        • Date:
          Thursday, 04 Dec 2008 - 14:35 UTC
          Chris Surridge said:

          I think I can do the connection. I believe that the poets’ cats have all contributed to Poetry for Cats, by Henry Beard. (Translated by the Editor’s
          cat.)

        • Date:
          Thursday, 04 Dec 2008 - 14:39 UTC
          Henry Gee said:

          That isn’t it, either – though Poetry for Cats is indeed a masterpaws of kitty lit.

        • Date:
          Thursday, 04 Dec 2008 - 14:39 UTC
          Chris Surridge said:

          from the above tome I give you:

          Grendel’s Dog, from Beocat

          Brave Beocat, brood-kit of Ecgthmeow,
          Hearth-pet of Hrothgar in whose high halls
          He mauled without mercy many fat mice,
          Night did not find napping nor snack-feasting.
          The wary war-cat, whiskered paw-wielder,
          Bearer of the burnished neck-belt, gold-braided collar band,
          Feller of fleas fatal, too, to ticks,
          The work of wonder-smiths, woven with witches’ charms,
          Sat upon the throne-seat his ears like sword-points
          Upraised, sharp-tipped, listening for peril-sounds,
          When he heard from the moor-hill howls of the hell-hound,

          Gruesome hunger-grunts of Grendel’s Great Dane,
          Deadly doom-mutt, dread demon-dog.
          Then boasted Beocat, noble battle-kitten,
          Bane of barrow-bunnies, bold seeker of nest-booty:
          “If hand of man unhasped the heavy hall-door
          And freed me to frolic forth to fight the fang-bearing fiend,
          I would lay the whelpling low with lethal claw-blows;
          Fur would fly and the foe would taste death-food.
          But resounding snooze-noise, stern slumber-thunder,
          Nose-music of men snoring mead-hammered in the wine-hall,
          Fills me with sorrow-feeling for Fate does not see fit
          To send some fingered folk to lift the firm-fastened latch
          That I might go grapple with the grim ghoul-pooch.”
          Thus spoke the mouse-shredder, hunter of hall-pests,
          Short-haired Hrodent-slayer, greatest of the pussy-Geats.

        • Date:
          Thursday, 04 Dec 2008 - 14:46 UTC
          Henry Gee said:

          My favourite is ‘On First Looking Into Clarke’s Larder’ by John Keats’ cat.

        • Date:
          Thursday, 04 Dec 2008 - 14:47 UTC
          Kristi Vogel said:

          Number 4 is from Siegfried Sassoon’s In Me, Past, Present, and Future Meet. Great War poets, for the weepy win.

          For catharsis, I’d choose them over alcohol or psychotherapy or blogging any day.

        • Date:
          Thursday, 04 Dec 2008 - 14:54 UTC
          Kristi Vogel said:

          10. Philip Larkin

          I wouldn’t take that lying down, Richard.

        • Date:
          Thursday, 04 Dec 2008 - 14:58 UTC
          Henry Gee said:

          I think if it were me I’d be flattered.

        • Date:
          Thursday, 04 Dec 2008 - 15:00 UTC
          Chris Surridge said:

          Damn. I should have got 4. I once played Siegfried Sassoon in a school play.

        • Date:
          Thursday, 04 Dec 2008 - 15:04 UTC
          Kristi Vogel said:

          Probably in the minority here, but I’m not a fan of Larkin, sorry.

          Fan of Larkin’s? Now I’m not sure. I was unsettled this morning by the announcement board at the university entrance: The Medical School celebrates it’s 40th anniversary

          My day is ruined.

        • Date:
          Thursday, 04 Dec 2008 - 16:01 UTC
          Chris Surridge said:

          Nice of the Medical School to celebrate Herbert J Leder’s horror film about an indestructible and cursed statue (also known as Curse of the Golem and Der Golem lebt!) staring a youthful Roddy McDowall. But I’m afraid they are a year too late even if they are dating from the US release.

        • Date:
          Thursday, 04 Dec 2008 - 16:02 UTC
          Henry Gee said:

          it’s ?

        • Date:
          Thursday, 04 Dec 2008 - 16:12 UTC
          Chris Surridge said:

          It!

        • Date:
          Thursday, 04 Dec 2008 - 16:14 UTC
          Kristi Vogel said:

          I suppose I should alert the proper authority’s. Might be depressing if they don’t know what I’m on about, or perhaps they’ll attribute my tetchiness to the influence of my undergraduate alma mater.

        • Date:
          Thursday, 04 Dec 2008 - 16:15 UTC
          Chris Surridge said:

          Bullets can’t kill it! Fire can’t burn it! Water can’t drown it! How can we destroy IT before IT destroys us?

          This has gone dangerously off topic. Let’s get back to the poetry. I’ve now read Richard’s poem and agree that it isn’t much like Larkin.

        • Date:
          Thursday, 04 Dec 2008 - 16:45 UTC
          Kristi Vogel said:

          All English poets so far, except for the American, Poe.

          Quoth the Raven….

        • Date:
          Thursday, 04 Dec 2008 - 18:37 UTC
          Henry Gee said:

          nevermore!

        • Date:
          Thursday, 04 Dec 2008 - 18:38 UTC
          Åsa Karlström said:

          I thought I’d recognised the first one but I was wrong, oh so wrong…. but I liked the full version. Thanks Henry for giving me a new poet (or new and new… but you know :) ) It reminded me of the Auden poem, Funeral blues, kind of…

          Personally I miss Shakespeare, my only hope to find one writer in all of ten ;) or any Swedish ones, but I fear that the translation of poems is never really the same.

        • Date:
          Thursday, 04 Dec 2008 - 21:05 UTC
          Heather Etchevers said:

          Asa, I suspect that were you to conduct the same exercise, (and you’d been invited to, after all), we all might have a much harder time of it.

        • Date:
          Friday, 05 Dec 2008 - 15:10 UTC
          Åsa Karlström said:

          Heather> haha, you mean if I were to post Swedish poems? [yeah, that would be a challenge] Alas I have no Swedish books of poetry in my new country… I think.

          Other books however, I do have. Hm, maybe I should try and make a mix of “Swedish AND English books”?! Then again, some things are just too complicated ;)

          And yes, I know about the invite – I will see what the weekend makes of it. Maybe ten books will appear on a blogg near you very soon :)

        • Date:
          Monday, 08 Dec 2008 - 11:01 UTC
          Henry Gee said:

          Solutions time – I think my copy of Siege of Stars is safe. Most of you got something, but nobody got everything. Although some of you got quite close to the connection, nobody nailed it. The odd one out is indeed RPG’s poem Morning. All the others I’m using as chapter-headings in my bonkbusting Sigil trilogy.

          1. Perhaps in this neglected spot is laid
          Some heart once pregnant with celestial fire

          Gray’s Allergy in a Country Churchyard.

          2. I have been faithful to thee, Cynara! In my fashion

          Ernest Dowson, Non Sum Qualis Eram Bonae Sub Regno Cynarae

          3. On the Coast of Coromandel, where the early pumpkins blow.

          Edward Lear, The Coutship of the Yonghy Bonghy Bo

          4. My loves leap through the future’s fence
          To dance with dream-enfranchised feet
          .

          Siegfriend Sassoon, In me Past, Present, Future meet

          5. The wicked, quaint fruit-merchant men,
          Their fruits like honey to the throat

          Chrisna Rosetti, Goblin Market

          6. Someone had blundered.

          Tennyson, The Charge of the Light Brigade

          7. What men or gods are these? What maidens loth?
          What mad pursuit? What struggle to escape?

          John Keats, Ode on a Grecian Urn

          8. Thynke howe short tyme thou hast abyden here.
          Thy place is bygged above the sterres clere,
          Noon erthly palys wrought in so statly wyse.

          John Lydgate, Vox Ultima Crucis

          9. Lo, in yon brilliant window-niche
          How statue-like I see thee stand,
          The agate lamp within thy hand
          Ah! Psyche, from the regions which
          Are holy land!

          Edgar Allan Poe, To Helen

          10. Fully awake, imperative,
          a genetic reaction
          and sunlight rainbows through Fresnel hair:
          a sheen of perspiration,
          a tectonic slowing;
          and we are still once more.

          RPG, Morning

        • Date:
          Monday, 08 Dec 2008 - 11:04 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          Heh, this is what happens when you fly round the world in a week. You get compared, favorably, with Philip Larkin.

          I’m not a huge fan but some of his stuff is quite passable.

        • Date:
          Monday, 08 Dec 2008 - 11:17 UTC
          Heather Etchevers said:

          I’m sure he’d say the same about you.

          :-)

        • Date:
          Monday, 08 Dec 2008 - 11:20 UTC
          Henry Gee said:

          Morning is a lovely poem, and you can read it in full here

          Richard does have a sensitive side, but don’t tell everyone. He has a reputation to maintain.

        • Date:
          Monday, 08 Dec 2008 - 22:59 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          If Larkin said that of me, Heather, I’d be well chuffed!

          Henry’s last comment reminds me. Please don’t read Futures this coming week.

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 09 Dec 2008 - 12:47 UTC
          Henry Gee said:

          No, please do read it. And then send Richard a hankie.


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