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      Tuesday, 02 Dec 2008 - 10:51 UTC

      I’ve just come across this chain-meme thingy on Facebook. What you have to do is take the first book you see and transcribe the fifth sentence on page 56, and then pass it on. It’s quite fun, I suppose, but I am always a bit suspicious of such things. Nevertheless, in a fit of preseasonal procrastination I’ve done something a bit similar here. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is guess the books whence these extracts come.

      1. To these deficiencies there might be added one still more serious, namely, that he cannot climb quickly, and so escape from enemies.

      2. I heard Moreau and Montgomery shouting in the same direction.

      3. And now he wants to go abroad again, without any special object, save the vague purpose of what he calls culture, preparation for he knows not what.

      4. All have been, or at least all have believed themselves to be, in danger from the pursuit of some one whom they wished to avoid; and all have been anxious for the attentions of some one whom they wished to please.

      5. I begin to get new lights on certain things which have puzzled me.

      6. So full of this reeling scene were we, as we stood by the plunging bowsprit, that for some time we did not notice the jeering glances of the passengers, a lubber-like assembly, who marvelled that two fellow beings should be so companionable; as though a white man were anything more dignified than a whitewashed negro.

      7. For otherwise the useless Light being reflected every way in the Chamber, will mix with the oblong spectrum, and help to disturb it.

      8. Hypothesis: the mess with Gina was caused by his actions in the alley. Therefore, alcohol was largely to blame.

      9. Of the emaciated toads, one had diminished in weight from nine hundred and twenty-four grains to six hundred and ninety-eight, and one from nine hundred and thirty-six to six hundred and fifty-two.

      10. As it does not appear probable that the tubes are produced by several distinct shocks, we must believe that the lightning, shortly before entering the ground, divides itself into separate branches.

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        • Date:
          Tuesday, 02 Dec 2008 - 11:41 UTC
          Mike Dunford said:

          I like this one a lot better than the original. In the spirit of the meme, I’ve abjured the use of the Google in attempting this one.

          I would guess that #2 is from the Island of Dr. Moreau.

          1. is from Moby Dick.
        • Date:
          Tuesday, 02 Dec 2008 - 11:42 UTC
          Mike Dunford said:

          Apparently using the pound sign does something funny for the formatting. 6 is from Moby Dick, of course, not 1.

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 02 Dec 2008 - 11:49 UTC
          Henry Gee said:

          You’re right so far, Mike. But they were the easy ones…

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 02 Dec 2008 - 12:00 UTC
          Chris Surridge said:

          Is No. 3 Middlemarch?

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 02 Dec 2008 - 12:27 UTC
          Karl Ziemelis said:

          And No. 5 Dracula? (Google makes it too easy…)

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 02 Dec 2008 - 12:28 UTC
          Karl Ziemelis said:

          … to double-check, I should add!

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 02 Dec 2008 - 12:29 UTC
          Clare Dudman said:

          Is 8 by an Amis?

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 02 Dec 2008 - 12:40 UTC
          Henry Gee said:

          3 is Middlemarch, and 5 is indeed Dracula … but 8 isn’t Amis. Keep up the good work!

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 02 Dec 2008 - 12:56 UTC
          Chris Surridge said:

          I’d like 1 to be The Descent of Man, but more in hope than knowledge.

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 02 Dec 2008 - 12:59 UTC
          Chris Surridge said:

          ..and 7 to be Newton’s “Optiks”

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 02 Dec 2008 - 13:07 UTC
          Chris Surridge said:

          The only literary Gina I know is Gina del Dongo in “The Charterhouse of Parma” but I’m not convinced that 8 sounds enough like Stendhal. Then again he isn’t top of my reading list and most of what I know of him comes from Sondheim:

          Stendhal would ruin the plan of attack,
          as there isn’t much blue in “The Red and the Black”.

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 02 Dec 2008 - 13:09 UTC
          Henry Gee said:

          1 is indeed Descent of Man by Chuckie D, and 7 is indeed Newton’s Opticks. You’re on fire!

          That leaves 4, 8, 9 and 10.

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 02 Dec 2008 - 13:09 UTC
          Henry Gee said:

          …. and 8 isn’t Stendahl, either.

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 02 Dec 2008 - 13:49 UTC
          Penny Gee said:

          Could 8 possibly be a title by Dr Gee by chance?

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 02 Dec 2008 - 13:58 UTC
          Eva Amsen said:

          I think I can guess 8, but I have no way to confirm it yet, so I’ll wait.

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 02 Dec 2008 - 14:01 UTC
          Henry Gee said:

          @ Penny – no, but you’re closer than you might imagine.

          @ Eva – you’re even closer than that.

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 02 Dec 2008 - 14:14 UTC
          Eva Amsen said:

          All right, then I’m close enough to being sure: it’s Jenny’s isn’t it? It’s obviously science-related, and there’s a character called Gina.

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 02 Dec 2008 - 14:14 UTC
          Mike Dunford said:

          You know, Descent was actually my first guess for number one, but you’ve clearly got a very different edition that I do.

          I kind of got distracted from trying to answer the rest. I was busy stealing your idea

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 02 Dec 2008 - 14:27 UTC
          Mike Dunford said:

          I know I’ve read 10 somewhere, but I can’t remember where. It’s somewhere in my collection of Victorian science texts, but it might take a while to dig out.

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 02 Dec 2008 - 14:34 UTC
          Henry Gee said:

          @ Eva – yes, 8 is Experimental Heart by Jennifer L. Rohn.

          @ Mike – I’m on to you.

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 02 Dec 2008 - 15:08 UTC
          Åsa Karlström said:

          hm, I love and hate these kinds of things…. .at least when I can not come up with answers.

          Number 4 is a romantic book, a Jane Austin (or a Bronte…) but I have no idea of what, unless it is Persuasion, the only one of the lot I read recently. It has that desperate mode in there… the romantic desperation.

          And the toads…. they haunt me. I have read it (me thinks) but where? And by whom? The quest goes on.
        • Date:
          Tuesday, 02 Dec 2008 - 15:09 UTC
          Åsa Karlström said:

          ..and I thought for a second that number 10 was Frankenstein… but I fear not. Just because it fits with the rest (electricity, victorian, horror, a bit of sex, unhappiness…) ;)

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 02 Dec 2008 - 16:05 UTC
          Mike Dunford said:

          Not Frankenstein (I’m almost certain).

          I was thinking Lyell, but there’s nothing remotely like that anywhere near page 56 in any of the one’s I have copies of.

          This is seriously driving me insane®. I’ve got a strong feeling that I’m going to wind up waking up with the answer around three am something like three weeks down the road.

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 02 Dec 2008 - 16:52 UTC
          Åsa Karlström said:

          Mike> It’s not Jules Verne is it?! Somewhere I have this insane idea that I have read the book but I am running out of Victorian/historic novels soon….

          unless it is dear old Lovecraft, and Cthulhu is in the asylum waiting for us all [ someone clearly needs a vacation ]

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 02 Dec 2008 - 19:41 UTC
          Henry Gee said:

          10 isn’t Frankenstein (or Lovecraft, who didn’t write a full-length novel, as far as I can remember)

          But Åsa, you are star-grazingly close with number 4.

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 02 Dec 2008 - 21:28 UTC
          Heather Etchevers said:

          4 is either Pride and Prejudice or Sense and Sensibility.

          I cheated for number 10, and was nowhere close.

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 02 Dec 2008 - 21:34 UTC
          Cath Ennis said:

          Actually I was thinking that 4 might be Emma.

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 02 Dec 2008 - 22:01 UTC
          Åsa Karlström said:

          Henry> really? I guess Lovecraft did all these novellas rather than an actual novel. Although I’m * happy * about being star-gazing :)

          In case Heather & Cath haven’t got it with the three guesses I slam dunk my second [only one left I know] Austin book for a guess: Northhanger Abby

          Heather> I thought about P&P but didn’t remember who would have been able to say that really…

        • Date:
          Wednesday, 03 Dec 2008 - 05:15 UTC
          Henry Gee said:

          Northanger Abbey. She shoots. She scores.

          9 and 10 still remain unconquered.

        • Date:
          Wednesday, 03 Dec 2008 - 13:23 UTC
          Åsa Karlström said:

          Henry> Thanks for giving me a score although my spelling was … horrible. I am sorry about that. Next time I’ll do better ;)

        • Date:
          Thursday, 04 Dec 2008 - 03:18 UTC
          Bora Zivkovic said:

          My list was too hard so I had to give the solutions

        • Date:
          Thursday, 04 Dec 2008 - 09:31 UTC
          Henry Gee said:

          I think I shall have to give the solution to 9 and 10, just to put people out of their misery.

          9. is The Natural History of Selborne by Gilbery White, and

          10. is The Voyage of the Beagle by our very own Chuckie D.

          Thanks for participating, everyone – you did really well!

          Next stop … poetry

        • Date:
          Thursday, 04 Dec 2008 - 12:47 UTC
          steffi suhr said:

          Bora, the one with the most unexpected ‘turn’ on your list must be number 8…


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