Richard is currently making himself look ridiculous growing facial fungus for a good cause, in aid of depressed people with prostate cancer.
Given that I already look ridiculous have a beard and ’tache that would not disgrace an unfrocked rabbi Captain Birdseye a Middle-Eastern terrorist, I was wondering how I could help Richard, apart from just giving a donation. So, over lunch today at the Cliftonville Hotel, the most likely venue for Cromer Is So Bracing ’09, I came up with this sleazy opportunist entrepreneurial idea.
From now on, until Richard decides he’s finished, I shall donate one Aussie dollar to Richard’s barbaceous enterprise for each one of my books I sell on lulu.
Well, it is for charity. And I’m desperate.
…wow. Blackmail for charity. I love you Henry…seriously!
No, Ian, blackmail would be if I threatened to send copies of my books to people who didn’t donate to Richard’s follicular farrago.
to send copies of my books to people who didn’t donate to Richard’s follicular farrago
Richard’s collecting money for a hairy warlike termagant??
Oh, wait, that’s virago. Sorries!
Well, if you look at his comment thread, he did express a view that might be seen as legitimizing the sodomizing of marsupials.
Only if you were a really sad bastard, Henry.
Even I’m not as sad as all that. Anyway, some
sadkind person bought a copy of By The Sea yesterday, so I owe you anothercowrie shellAustralian dollar. Given that donations of more than 2flainian pobble beadsAustralian dollars are tax-deductible, which I guess will help the campaign, I’ll wait until I get two or three more orders before donating to your good cause .Henry, it’s probably better to use the tiny URL for the donation—the blasted NN blogging software screws up the &.