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    • Now That's What I Call Poetry 2

      Monday, 15 Dec 2008 - 09:29 UTC

      After the success of the first attempt at group Christmassy rhyme, I thought we might try an assault on the best known poem of Christina Georgina Rossetti

      In the bleak laboratory, frosty postdocs moan,

      Last updated: Monday, 15 Dec 2008 - 09:29 UTC

      • Comments

        • Date:
          Monday, 15 Dec 2008 - 09:45 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          Does the first stanza of particular poem strike anyone else as completely fatuous?

          Sorry, that doesn’t rhyme, does it?

        • Date:
          Monday, 15 Dec 2008 - 09:49 UTC
          Brian Clegg said:

          Do you mean the original, Richard, or my attempt to start a new NN masterpiece?

        • Date:
          Monday, 15 Dec 2008 - 09:49 UTC
          Brian Derby said:

          I disapprove this evident attempt to waste precious research time as we approach the critical end of year period…

          Oh alright then

          But I should read

          In the bleak laboratory
          Frosty postdocs moan
          The PI hard as iron
          Heart is made of stone
          Paper writing
          Paper writing
          In the bleak laboratory
          Long ago

        • Date:
          Monday, 15 Dec 2008 - 09:51 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          Brian #1, the original, of course.

          Brian #2, thank you. I might have had to shoot Brian #1 otherwise.

        • Date:
          Monday, 15 Dec 2008 - 09:54 UTC
          Brian Clegg said:

          Excellent, Brian – just a couple of minor tweaks required (other contributors?) – an extra line corresponding to ‘snow had fallen’ before the repeated pair of words, and the last line should rhyme with the repeated pair ending. (In the original Snow on snow/long ago.)

        • Date:
          Monday, 15 Dec 2008 - 10:04 UTC
          Brian Derby said:

          Our Clegg, network cannot hold him
          Nor Earth contain
          Grant and Gee shall flee away
          When he comes to reign
          In the bleak laboratory
          The RA pleads and begs
          To the network lord supreme
          Brian Clegg

        • Date:
          Monday, 15 Dec 2008 - 15:03 UTC
          Brian Clegg said:

          I’m feeling a bit like a mum at a party with pass the parcel in full sway, and the birthday boy is taking rather too much wrapping. ‘Okay, Brian, let the others have a turn now… Brian! Be a good boy. Let someone else have a go…’

          So we need a fixed stanza 1 (see above), any tuning on stanza 2, and some dramatic development in stanza 3, please!

        • Date:
          Monday, 15 Dec 2008 - 17:13 UTC
          Bob O'Hara said:

          For the missing line in Verse 1, how about Biros waiting"? It’s the best I cab do.

          Brian – will you choir be available to sing the complete version?

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 16 Dec 2008 - 08:48 UTC
          Brian Clegg said:

          Bob – for a large bribe. And more excellent, high quality input to the words…


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