Yesterday we had pouring rain all day – at least 5cm. Today has been glorious and sunny. While some would blame climate change, or just mutter about British weather I have spotted a darker possibility.
By the checkout at Sainsbury’s today there was a huge pile of de-icer sprays. If it snows tomorrow, we will know that the evil supermarket giant has invented a cunning weather control device, and is changing the weather on a regular basis to sell off excess stock…
