Yes, I really should get back to blogging (I came back from the US, and then moved into a new flat for 3 months, whilst the bathroom was replaced).
Before I do that, do you want to save $27,000? You do? I knew you would. Well, what are you waiting for? Just buy this book:
What are you doing looking up a book called Black Wind, Bob?
I was worried about Henry’s latest medical condition?
Once upon a time when the world was young, I was a graduate student sharing a lab with people who have since gone onto to achieve eminence in their fields, and so probably deserve embarrassment here.
We were all hard at work, when I had to leave the room for something. As I did, I let off the most enormous rectal eructation, a real rip-snorter. In the silence that follwed one of my colleagues sat back in his chair, cupped one hand to an ear and said: “But soft! What fart from yonder anus breaks!”