OK, it’s Friday and you lot don’t have anything to do either. But take heart, folks. The Great Beyond has just pointed to the Wildlife Photographer of the Year exhibition at the NHM. Lots of goodies there, but I did like this one:
I don’t care if it’s Halloween. If it says it’s a zombie that means it’s dead, and I’m hungry.
All it needs is a better caption than mine. Anyone care to offer one up?
Where’s my free human? There’s supposed to be a free Alaska pipeline worker in every box of Bloody Seal Blubber Chunks!
or
I’m sick and tired of hearing “Drill baby, drill.” So I decided to do something about it, OK?
You could have undressed it first, you idiot. Those clothes cost the Republican Party $150,000, and now they’re ruined!
Gee Minor offers
‘If you don’t like it, you can leave it on the side of the plate’
What do you mean: “Is it suitable for vegetarians”?
That’s one hell of a blister you’ve got there.
Did you have to bring it in here? I’ve spent simply hours tidying this floe.
… and a seal tandoori for table 14, and be quick about it.
All right, have it your way, you heard a seal bark.
Okay, he said that he’d had sex with your grand-daughter on national radio, but don’t you think you over-reacted?
No! The Abdominal Contents dissection is NEXT week! Today’s dissection is the Posterior Mediastinum. I hope you’re not planning to go into Surgery, young man, because you couldn’t cut your way out of a clear plastic bag.
As yet another guest selects ‘hunk of meat and snowy clump’, the producers of Polar Bear Desert-Island Disks admit that the show is becoming too predictable.
“Joey doesn’t share food!!”
Anyone remember Friends? Anyone?
Round 2 of the belching competition involved less feedback
Ketchup? No you can’t have bloody ketchup on it.
Wow! Going well folks. But the bear at the back seems to have had enough.
No you CAN’T has sealburger
Second Life bear finally manages to get rid of that pesky Nature Network editor
Poor Matt. He’s not going to live that down, is he?
“There are worse things than this, Prof. Steve. Imagine being attached to a Second Lifer’s right eyeball.”
Poor Matt. He’s not going to live that down, is he?
Hey, he posted it – and seems kind of proud of it, too. I’m glad he did, it’s one of the funniest things I’d seen in a while!
“That’ll teach him to be rude about my panda head.”