• Mind the Gap by Jennifer Rohn

    Adventures in the London sci-lit-art scene...and occasionally beyond

    • In which life goes on

      Tuesday, 10 Mar 2009 - 08:39 UTC

      Momentous things always happen when I’m not looking. While I was off gliding through waist-high powder and suffering death by fondue in Les Menuires last week,


      Above the clouds

      Wendy Richard died of cancer,


      The end of an Eastenders era

      Richard packed up to leave Australia,


      A big country just got a bit smaller

      and Bora midwifed the final production of The Open Laboratory 2008, which is now up for sale.


      A book of blogs, buffed and polished to a high gloss

      Please support the cause and buy a copy of this book: a number of your lovely colleagues are featured in it, Richard and I lost several weeks of our lives editing it, and all proceeds go to two excellent causes: bigging up the concept of science blogs in general, and giving a wee financial boost to next year’s ScienceOnline blogging conference.

      You know you want to.

      Last updated: Tuesday, 10 Mar 2009 - 08:39 UTC

      • Comments

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 10 Mar 2009 - 09:08 UTC
          Stephen Curry said:

          My email tells me this morning that my copy has been dispatched. Howzat for narcissistic self-interest!

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 10 Mar 2009 - 09:12 UTC
          Jennifer Rohn said:

          Your entry was a thing of beauty, Stephen. And being American, I do love a big cannon.

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 10 Mar 2009 - 09:40 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          I’m sure there’s a fnar there but I’m Irwined if I can see it.

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 10 Mar 2009 - 09:57 UTC
          Henry Gee said:

          I can beat that. In the two weeks I’d retreated to a shack in the country to (re)write my PhD thesis, Nelson Mandela was released from jail and the Communist Party of the Soviet Union voted to abolish itself.

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 10 Mar 2009 - 10:30 UTC
          Jennifer Rohn said:

          That’s what I call a result.

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 10 Mar 2009 - 11:01 UTC
          Henry Gee said:

          Amazing what those pesky mice get up to when the cat’s away, isn’t it?

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 10 Mar 2009 - 11:09 UTC
          Jennifer Rohn said:

          Richard, you have a dirty mind. There is nothing salacious about heavy artillery.

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 10 Mar 2009 - 11:43 UTC
          Maxine Clarke said:

          Mind the gap, indeed.

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 10 Mar 2009 - 12:29 UTC
          Linda Lin said:

          oh joy, i’ve now realized I’m caught somewhere between Danni Minogue and Giant Spiders. But maneating koalas and sharks with frickin’ lasers sound like pretty frickin’ great alternatives. wonder why i wasn’t handed this map in the first place…hmm…

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 10 Mar 2009 - 13:04 UTC
          Jennifer Rohn said:

          Maxine, that is so charming. One of the things I love about LU staff is their occasional spates of humor — especially the drivers over the tannoy. Just when you’re feeling your most grumpy, along comes an absurd announcement that makes the entire carriage giggle.

          Between Giant Spiders and Danni, I know which way I’d run…

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 10 Mar 2009 - 14:16 UTC
          Eva Amsen said:

          My sister just moved to the Danni Minogue area. Terrifying! (She started at USyd the week after Richard’s last week there. In a totally different lab, on a different campus, but still – it’s a fun coincidence.)

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 10 Mar 2009 - 14:43 UTC
          Stephen Curry said:

          There is nothing salacious about heavy artillery.

          That’s where you’re wrong, Dr Rohn. Ask the French, for whom ‘un canon’ is slang for a good looking female. I don’t think I need describe to someone of your perspicacity the biological origins of the metaphor…

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 10 Mar 2009 - 15:54 UTC
          Richard Wintle said:

          Isn’t a “canon” a musical piece that goes round and round and round…

          Oh.

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 10 Mar 2009 - 15:56 UTC
          Jennifer Rohn said:

          Quiet in the back, Wintle.

          Doesn’t anyone want to talk about Eastenders?

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 10 Mar 2009 - 15:59 UTC
          Richard Wintle said:

          P.S. OpenLab 2008 – $15 roughly for the print edition.

          Shipping: Economy – $10.18 or something like that.
          Default Shipping: Express – $70ish.

          I think not. Sorry folks, download just doesn’t do it for me either.

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 10 Mar 2009 - 16:41 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          Yegods. $70???

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 10 Mar 2009 - 17:52 UTC
          Richard Wintle said:

          $70 is silly. Economy shipping at ten bucks is also silly. It doesn’t cost $10 to mail a smallish book from the USA to Canada.

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 10 Mar 2009 - 18:01 UTC
          Jennifer Rohn said:

          We just have this thing about Canadians.

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 10 Mar 2009 - 18:24 UTC
          Jennifer Rohn said:

          We can probably arrange to buy you a book and ship it first class for a couple of bucks — email me if you’re interested.

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 10 Mar 2009 - 19:50 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          Everyone has a thing about Canadians.

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 10 Mar 2009 - 20:06 UTC
          Åsa Karlström said:

          See jenny, that map over Australia is one of the main reasons i am hesitant to go there… parasites and poisonous things… ^^

          Richard> I can alsway order two when I order mine and ship one to you. US to Canada isn’t that bad. Mind you though, it needs to wait until after lent* – if that is ok!?

          *long story

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 10 Mar 2009 - 20:30 UTC
          Jennifer Rohn said:

          Are you giving up first class post for Lent?

          It was my understanding that Australia was safe enough if you wore shoes.

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 10 Mar 2009 - 21:12 UTC
          Frank Norman said:

          Re. Wendy Richard. There was a nice tribute program to her on BBC1. I never knew she filmed a scene in the Beatles’ film, Help!. Unfortunately it was cut so she just missed out on the big time then. I really only remember her from Are you being served? and Eastenders, but the program showed clips from many other shows she was in. It’s not on iPlayer any more but hopefully they will repeat it sometime.

          The program also suggested that she wanted Pauline Fowler, her Enders character, to be less miserable but the script writers would have none of it. Her last years as Pauline did seem unremittingly grim.

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 10 Mar 2009 - 21:17 UTC
          Stephen Curry said:

          Bingo!

          Settle down with a good book...

          Looks v. nice – I do like the cover.

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 10 Mar 2009 - 21:31 UTC
          Jennifer Rohn said:

          I liked Pauline Fowler. Eastenders was supposed to be miserable — I thought that was the point.

          Stephen, that’s one sexy book. It matches your cuppa perfectly.

        • Date:
          Wednesday, 11 Mar 2009 - 01:33 UTC
          Åsa Karlström said:

          Jenny: sure, first class post and other “non essentials” as in so called recreational shopping. Might seem silly but it is harder than I thought (oh shallow want, thy name is åsa) but still easier than meat/alcohol/otherthingsthathavehappened…..

          I am not sure shoes will be enough though. Spiders like to hide in them…. and other scary things too….

        • Date:
          Wednesday, 11 Mar 2009 - 07:55 UTC
          Jennifer Rohn said:

          Not too sure that sharks care about shoes either. Good luck with your sacrifices!

        • Date:
          Wednesday, 11 Mar 2009 - 14:07 UTC
          amy charles said:

          We just have this thing about Canadians.

          When we remember they exist.

        • Date:
          Wednesday, 11 Mar 2009 - 15:48 UTC
          Åsa Karlström said:

          Jenny> you mean sharks don’t get frightened away when you swim with shoes?!!? ;)

          thanks! only a few more days to go….

        • Date:
          Wednesday, 11 Mar 2009 - 15:50 UTC
          Åsa Karlström said:

          Amy> I remember a conversation between my [then] roommate (Canadian) and an older [american] man who tried to be polite when he asked her about all “the Canadian states” and stuff like it. The girl really tried to keep her composure but it was hard the um:teish time the man staid “so, you live in the State of British Columbia” and clearly didn’t understand the distinction between provinces and states ;)

          Then of course, there are these Canadiens … but we don’t want to remember them ;)

        • Date:
          Wednesday, 11 Mar 2009 - 16:51 UTC
          Ian Brooks said:

          My next door neighbour dated Dani Minogue.

        • Date:
          Wednesday, 11 Mar 2009 - 17:37 UTC
          Jennifer Rohn said:

          Get out! And lived to tell the tale?

        • Date:
          Wednesday, 11 Mar 2009 - 18:08 UTC
          Richard Wintle said:

          Everyone has a thing about Canadians.

          I’m very fond of some of them myself.

          Jenny, Åsa: thanks for the offers. I’m just being a cheapskate. A morally outraged one, to be sure, but a cheapskate nonetheless. I’d take one or other of you up on the offer, but then it occurs to me I’d have to pay you in US dollars, which would necessitate having a bank draft or postal order prepared, which would cost me…

          …about ten bucks.

          Sigh.

          Maybe I should just find a bunch of other books to order from Lulu at the same time, to make the shipping more economical… hm, OpenLab ’07 and ’06 are available…

        • Date:
          Wednesday, 11 Mar 2009 - 18:30 UTC
          Ian Brooks said:

          Yeah. But he’s gay, so it didn’t last. Dunno if dating her “turned” him gay, or was the final release he needed. He came out no long after…

        • Date:
          Wednesday, 11 Mar 2009 - 18:32 UTC
          Eva Amsen said:

          “Maybe I should just find a bunch of other books to order from Lulu at the same time”

          Cue Henry in 5…4..

        • Date:
          Wednesday, 11 Mar 2009 - 19:18 UTC
          Åsa Karlström said:

          Richard> see I see an opportunity to do a bit of “exchanging here”*. You are, as far as I understand it in Canada [ the sweet land ]. In Canada(Vancouver) is a wonderful store called MEC. MEC has a duffel bag I love and miss…. see, MEC doesn’t really like shipping across the border either(insert something about countries who like to keep within their own borders and shipping).

          Anyway, in the case of wanting the book, I am sure that we could work some type of exchange out! And I am ok:ed to buy books during lent, I asked ;)

          *has been done with American goodies vs Swedish chocholate (Mmmmm, Marabou)

        • Date:
          Wednesday, 11 Mar 2009 - 19:34 UTC
          Jennifer Rohn said:

          Richard: have you not heard of PayPal? Even I’ve heard of PayPal (shakes head in wonder).

        • Date:
          Wednesday, 11 Mar 2009 - 20:16 UTC
          Richard Wintle said:

          You have a PayPal account then I presume? Can I buy your book from you?

          /making things even more complicated mode

        • Date:
          Wednesday, 11 Mar 2009 - 20:26 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          You want Jenny to run you off a personalized copy? Eh?

        • Date:
          Thursday, 12 Mar 2009 - 08:19 UTC
          Jennifer Rohn said:

          I thought you already bought it. Were you telling fibs?

        • Date:
          Thursday, 12 Mar 2009 - 14:44 UTC
          Richard Wintle said:

          I never said that…

        • Date:
          Thursday, 12 Mar 2009 - 15:14 UTC
          Jennifer Rohn said:

          You did say this: “I shall read the Rohn Magnum Opus (assuming that html markup actually works) and form no opinion whatsoever.”

        • Date:
          Thursday, 12 Mar 2009 - 16:12 UTC
          Richard Wintle said:

          Hm. So I did. It’s true, I shall read it. :D

          I did read RPG’s chapter on EMBOSS. I think I deserve some credit for that, surely?

        • Date:
          Thursday, 12 Mar 2009 - 16:24 UTC
          Richard Wintle said:

          Heh. Experimental Heart, $13.99 from CSH Press. Shipping: 11 bucks.

          I give up.

        • Date:
          Thursday, 12 Mar 2009 - 16:32 UTC
          Eva Amsen said:

          Wait until OpenLab is on Amazon, then get BOTH from there and save on shipping.

        • Date:
          Thursday, 12 Mar 2009 - 18:13 UTC
          Darren Saunders said:

          We like the rest of the world to maintain the illusion that Australia is populated by nothing more than the occasional lost and sunburnt Brit, deadly animals waiting to pounce on unsuspecting foreigners, and descendants of convicts. Keeps out the riff-raff, so to speak ;)

          BUT, I have to defend my turf, Danni Minogue is not from Sydney (or Summer bay as you in the UK may know it)… try Melbourne (aka Ramsay St)

        • Date:
          Thursday, 12 Mar 2009 - 18:51 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          Keeps out the riff-raff, so to speak

          That’s right. You have plenty of riff-raff already.

        • Date:
          Friday, 13 Mar 2009 - 15:02 UTC
          Richard Wintle said:

          Eva – that is a good plan. Is OpenLab going to be on Amazon, ever?

        • Date:
          Friday, 13 Mar 2009 - 19:07 UTC
          Cath Ennis said:

          “Waist-deep powder”

          JEALOUS! We got some good snow this week, but the -30C (before windchill) temperature on the third day prevented us from taking full advantage.

          I was quite possibly one of the last people in the Western world to hear about the 9-11 attacks… I was buried deep in thesis writing at the time, and only heard at about midnight that night.

        • Date:
          Friday, 13 Mar 2009 - 19:59 UTC
          Jennifer Rohn said:

          It should be on Amazon. Sorry the shipping is so crap, but maybe I could send you a copy instead?

        • Date:
          Monday, 16 Mar 2009 - 20:21 UTC
          Pamela Ronald said:

          The book just arrived. THANKS for all your hard work. It is a pleasure to read.

        • Date:
          Sunday, 12 Apr 2009 - 14:55 UTC
          Jennifer Rohn said:

          A belated welcome!

        • Date:
          Thursday, 23 Apr 2009 - 15:02 UTC
          Global Changes said:

          Is a good read, nice job. Enjoy the snow whilst it lasts, not long til climate change melts it all… joke :) hopefully

          Nice picture of Australia


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