Many of my distant and not-so-distant ancestors were dependent on horses for transportation and for labor, and spent much of their days working with and caring for their animals. Every once in awhile, I have the chance to experience a 21st century version of this lifestyle over a brief weekend, by traveling with one of my horses to a polocrosse tournament in central Texas. Polocrosse is a sort of hybrid between polo and lacrosse, developed in Australia, and imported to the US within the past few decades. It is a sport well-suited for the equestrian inhabitants of rangeland, such as South Australians, Texans, and the Rohirrim – plenty of galloping and bravado and racquet-smacking and dust.
Nevertheless, we are 21st century humans, who do not venture into the wilds northeast of Austin without our iPhones, Gatorade, or folding chairs … nor without large living quarters trailers, equipped with plumbing and electricity, like the one my friends have (in the photo below). The trailer also has a roll-out awning that creates a porch, and I’m fairly certain that my horsepeople ancestors did not lounge around in the shade during the heat of the day, drinking chilled Perrier and reading European crime fiction. This weekend’s polocrosse tournament was an informal play-day, and because daytime temperatures top out at 101-105°F, we play our matches at night, from 7:30PM to 1:00AM, on a lighted field (you can see the lights in the photo below). The horses stay in temporary pens created with electrified tape, or with portable fence panels, and are provided with plenty of water, coastal hay, and electrolyte supplements, added to their grain. Humans stay in trailers or in tents, and I always opt for a tent, because the stars in a clear Texas night sky, once the field and trailer lights are turned off, are spectacular. You know, deep in the heart of Texas, and all that. Nighttime temperatures are usually in the 70s in the summer, and perfectly comfortable. I’ve also camped out at tournaments in the winter, when temperatures can dip close to freezing, but with a decent sleeping bag it’s really not unpleasant to sleep outdoors for a couple of nights.

Team meeting over breakfast.
(Sorry for the poor-quality photo; I think I need to clean my iPhone or its case.)
On Saturday morning, a swarm of honey bees swirled through the assembled trailers, tents, and horse pens, and although they were not aggressive, they created a lot of havoc. Bee swarms develop when the colony becomes overcrowded, and the old queen takes most of the workers to relocate to a new site. There are scouts and “streaker bees” associated with the swarm, who organize the search. Since there isn’t yet a hive to defend, the workers are not aggressive when swarming, and throughout the whole swarming incident, I don’t think anyone was stung.
After buzzing the trailers and horses a few times, the queen bee and her swarm settled on the bumper of a pickup truck, under the tailgate, in a mass that was about 8 inches in diameter. The truck owner drove off to have the bees removed, leaving behind a number of disoriented workers from the swarm (or perhaps returning scouts). These bees bothered our horses – not by stinging them, apparently, but the horses just didn’t like the bees. They shuddered and stomped and kicked and bucked in their pens, and at one point, the beephobic horse on the right ran through the center lines of (barely) electrified tape, threatening to pull down the entire pen. I secured the perimeter first, but then had two mares and two geldings in the same large pen, with the center dividers collapsed. All these horses know each other well, live in adjoining paddocks 24/7, and as you can see in the photo, co-exist peacefully when there are boundaries. The two mares, on the left in the photo (the one in the foreground is my horse), cornered the beephobic gelding and proceeded to bite his neck. Not in a nice way, either. I finally got the horses separated, and restored the center lines in the pen, and (relative) peace returned to the afternoon.
In spite of the heat and dust, it was lovely to spend the weekend outdoors, engaged in fun activities, for the most part. In addition to the honey bees, we saw numerous other examples of Texas wildlife, including Whitetail Deer, Turkey Vultures, White-winged Doves, and Common Egrets. However, with a severe drought, and unusually extended periods of 100°F+ daytime temperatures, I wonder how much longer such activities will be possible in Central Texas. I suspect polocrosse players in Australia may be wondering the same thing about their sport.