Right, now I’ve got your attention, here’s a fun event at the Horniman Museum tonight for anyone who’s ever wanted to get tactile with stuffed animals. The outrageously splendid Horniman Museum are running a free event for adults tonight where you get to handle bones, fossils and taxidermy under the expert guidance of Jack Ashby from the Grant Museum. The event runs from 7 till 8, and you should book in advance by e-mailing marketing@horniman.ac.uk or calling 020 8291 8168.

Unfortunately, the walrus is not for touching.