• The Scientist

    Life and Times of a permanently bemused British postdoc in exile.

    • Mr Grumpy is back in town

      Sunday, 30 Mar 2008 - 01:48 GMT

      Apparently

      “These laser beams are now so powerful they can shine up to five kilometres.”

      Well, no, actually. They are “so powerful” that they can shine for infinity. As can the least powerful laser, if there’s nothing in the way. I suppose, in a way, I should be grateful that the police journalists people are stupid about physics and not just biology.

      (And don’t get me started on the “XXXX can be used for ill, therefore let’s ban it”-type idiocy. Grrr.)

      Last updated: Sunday, 30 Mar 2008 - 01:48 GMT

      • Comments

        • Date:
          Sunday, 30 Mar 2008 - 05:57 GMT
          Bob O'Hara said:

          There’s stupid and stupid

        • Date:
          Sunday, 30 Mar 2008 - 06:08 GMT
          Richard Grant said:

          That, Bob, was a joke. The blacked-out phone number was the NSW speaking clock.

        • Date:
          Sunday, 30 Mar 2008 - 07:58 GMT
          Bob O'Hara said:

          OK so there’s more stupid too. Harrumph.

        • Date:
          Sunday, 30 Mar 2008 - 08:05 GMT
          Richard Grant said:

          heh :)

        • Date:
          Sunday, 30 Mar 2008 - 20:44 GMT
          Jennifer Rohn said:

          Why are people shining lights at airplanes anyway? From a MacDonald’s, no less?

        • Date:
          Sunday, 30 Mar 2008 - 20:57 GMT
          Richard Grant said:

          They’re chavs , perhaps?

        • Date:
          Sunday, 30 Mar 2008 - 21:53 GMT
          Scott Keir said:

          Whenever I read “laser”, I hear in my head Dr Evil from Austin Powers with the “laser” in finger-quotes.

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 01 Apr 2008 - 23:23 GMT
          Richard Grant said:

          Mate of mine suggests an appropriate counter measure (as there seems to be a ‘cluster’ (pun intended – see later) of such incidents in Sydney just recently). He says that passenger airliners should be equipped with appropriately modified LGBs . As long as the perp keeps the laser shining, end of problem.

          Slight possibility of collateral damage I guess, but that’s the Price of Freedom™ these days.

        • Date:
          Wednesday, 02 Apr 2008 - 05:33 GMT
          Bob O'Hara said:

          Why are people shining lights at airplanes anyway?

          Were they really lasers?


          Source

        • Date:
          Wednesday, 02 Apr 2008 - 06:09 GMT
          Richard Grant said:

          Bloody physicists. They should do some real work instead of messing around with over-sized, expensive toys.

          I’ll just, um, step away from the confocal microscope and go play with the NMR machine. Or, the eh, X-Ray set. Um.


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