• The Scientist

    Life and Times of a permanently bemused British postdoc in exile.

    • You know you've been here too long. . .

      Tuesday, 18 Mar 2008 - 07:45 UTC

      On the way to Redfern Station this evening I caught a snippet of conversation that went something like this:

      “Yes, they’ve been over-Westernized—”

      and my first thought was

      “What did you do, leave it in primary antibody too long?”

      I really, really, really need to get out of here.

      Last updated: Tuesday, 18 Mar 2008 - 07:45 UTC

      • Comments

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 18 Mar 2008 - 08:11 UTC
          Bronwen Dekker said:

          I was sitting next to a man on the train who was reading the newspaper and the word fragment |omics as part of an advert was visible. He moved the paper so that I was able to see the full word and I spent about 5 seconds thinking that it was rather ridiculous that the ecologists had claimed another word on this -omics bandwagon.

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 18 Mar 2008 - 08:13 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          heh heh heh heh. And what about the ‘comics’ page?

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 18 Mar 2008 - 08:21 UTC
          Jennifer Rohn said:

          A Yank colleague of mine once claimed that she was going to go out and get ‘blotted’ – great verbal scientist typo. Yet sounds a lot more devastated and dehydrated than merely getting ‘blotto’.

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 18 Mar 2008 - 08:23 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          I might have to steal that one, Dr Rohn.

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 18 Mar 2008 - 09:26 UTC
          Rebecca Perrett said:

          I’ve just started a new (office) job – yuck, where they seem to love having ‘teleconferences’. My colleague said to me the other day, “I seem to be in TCs all the time”. ‘Tissue culture?’ I thought. And then fondly reminisced back to my PhD days of ‘living in the hood’ (which I never thought I’d miss).

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 18 Mar 2008 - 10:47 UTC
          Bob O'Hara said:

          Richard – how long did it take you to realise that the Southern Cross had nothing to do with hybridisation. Of any kind.

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 18 Mar 2008 - 10:53 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          What? You mean it doesn’t?

          All that SSC, wasted.

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 18 Mar 2008 - 13:18 UTC
          Matt Brown said:

          Whenever I see NPG, I read ‘Nature Publishing Group’. Unfortunately, London also houses the National Portrait Gallery, so I’m often wrongfooted by headlines like ‘NPG receives £5 million donation’.

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 18 Mar 2008 - 16:09 UTC
          Anna Kushnir said:

          I am afraid I don’t have any similar and clever experiences to share, Richard, and can only say that I sympathize. Oh, how I sympathize. By the way, have you ever noticed that “theses” sounds an awful lot like “feces”? I reeeaaally need to get out of here.

        • Date:
          Tuesday, 18 Mar 2008 - 19:19 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          I am ashamed to admit, Anna, that I often deliberately confuse those two words in speech. Asking a student how their faeces is coming along isn’t really that clever…


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