• The End Of The Pier Show

    Described by Carl Zimmer as "one of my favorite wastes of time", The End Of The Pier Show is the online scratching post of Nature Editor, Norfolk resident and sometime "garage-band monster" Henry Gee and his amazing unicycling girrafes.

    • Girrafes, Not On Unicycles

      Monday, 08 Sep 2008 - 10:32 UTC

      My colleague Ms M de J of Ventura, CA, sent me this adorable photo of girrafes giraffes (from sfgate.com, I tried to link to the actual site, honest, but she no work)

      As ever, the best caption will win the coveted Order Of The Unicycling Girrafe (OOFTUG).

      Last updated: Monday, 08 Sep 2008 - 10:32 UTC

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        • Date:
          Monday, 08 Sep 2008 - 10:39 UTC
          Brian Clegg said:

          Mummy giraffe to daddy giraffe: ‘What do you mean, they don’t sell tandem unicycles with child seats?’

        • Date:
          Monday, 08 Sep 2008 - 11:21 UTC
          Matt Brown said:

          Not a caption but an observation. The two big giraffes only appear to have 6 legs between them. Conjoined ungulates.

        • Date:
          Monday, 08 Sep 2008 - 11:25 UTC
          Mike Fowler said:

          Conjungulates give birth through mouth!

        • Date:
          Monday, 08 Sep 2008 - 11:48 UTC
          Karen James said:

          “Heather Has Two Mommies”

        • Date:
          Monday, 08 Sep 2008 - 12:16 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          @Karen: HAHAHA!

        • Date:
          Monday, 08 Sep 2008 - 16:51 UTC
          Cheryl Strauss said:

          Look, Frank. He has your spots.

        • Date:
          Monday, 08 Sep 2008 - 17:17 UTC
          Scott Keir said:

          The two big giraffes only appear to have 6 legs between them.

          But only five hooves.

        • Date:
          Monday, 08 Sep 2008 - 17:20 UTC
          Scott Keir said:

          You’re very good with plasticine, aren’t you Gerald? You can’t tell it isn’t real until you touch it.

        • Date:
          Monday, 08 Sep 2008 - 18:23 UTC
          Dave Lull said:

          The SFChronicle posted this photo too: The baby is “6 feet tall and weighs 130 pounds.”

        • Date:
          Monday, 08 Sep 2008 - 18:35 UTC
          Maxine Clarke said:

          Shall we call him Bristol?

        • Date:
          Monday, 08 Sep 2008 - 23:33 UTC
          Kristi Vogel said:

          Junior, I told you that if you continued to misbehave, you’d get a licking as soon as your father got home from work.

        • Date:
          Thursday, 11 Sep 2008 - 11:55 UTC
          Henry Gee said:

          Brian Clegg gets another OOFTUG to add to his collection.


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