• The End Of The Pier Show

    Described by Carl Zimmer as "one of my favorite wastes of time", The End Of The Pier Show is the online scratching post of Nature Editor, Norfolk resident and sometime "garage-band monster" Henry Gee and his amazing unicycling girrafes.

    • Frug to the Frustule

      Friday, 23 May 2008 - 11:33 UTC

      I love words. I love the way they look. I love the way they sound. I love to lob words into my mouth so I can enjoy the sensation of my tongue, teeth and lips volleying them around, with resonant applause, where needed, from my nasal cavity and sinuses.

      Words are woody. Words are chewy. Words are scrumptiously crunchable.

      Tolkien, famously, derived such aesthetic pleasure from words that the sounds of words, quite irrespective of their meaning, were what he found attractive. It has been said that the euphony of words took the place in his life that would otherwise have been occupied by music (in which he had little interest). The phrase cellar door, for example, Tolkien found particularly enchanting, and “far more beautiful than beautiful”.

      I’m moved to write this entry because, in the course of work, I’ve just now encountered a word I find especially appealing. I’ve met it before, of course, many times: but it’s just so great that I felt it deserved a blog entry all to itself. That word is

      frustule

      which refers to the silica shell of a diatom. But who cares what it means? It sounds wonderful. That business-like fricative start, followed by a resonant roll of the ‘r’, colliding – oh, so soon – with the sibilance of the ‘s’ as it clashes with the hard dental ‘t’.

      But wait, there’s more. After that ecstatic moment the word ricochets into a ‘u’ in which the word uses the cheek muscles as a trampoline to launch itself into space, landing not without panache into that last, lusciously lingual syllable with the slightest hint of an aspirant finish.

      And all that in just eight letters.

      Frustule.

      I think I need to lie down.

      Last updated: Friday, 23 May 2008 - 11:33 UTC

      • Comments

        • Date:
          Friday, 23 May 2008 - 11:56 UTC
          Brian Clegg said:

          Henry, it’s a lovely word. And the nurse will be with you soon.

          Incidentally, could Tolkien’s enthuiasm for ‘cellar door’ be the inspiration behind the name of TV production company Celador? Okay, maybe not.

        • Date:
          Friday, 23 May 2008 - 12:09 UTC
          Richard Grant said:

          Pulchritudinous, indeed. Splendid.

        • Date:
          Friday, 23 May 2008 - 15:22 UTC
          Heather Etchevers said:

          I wish this word existed in English. I don’t have a long version of the OED at hand, but I really believe it doesn’t.

          Cuniculiculture.

          Isn’t it wonderful? And Henry is actually engaged in it with Rebecca, if I remember right.

          It is so Friday afternoon.

        • Date:
          Friday, 23 May 2008 - 15:23 UTC
          Heather Etchevers said:

          Oh, and celadon is a lovely tint of green in crackled pottery glaze.

        • Date:
          Friday, 23 May 2008 - 18:16 UTC
          Henry Gee said:

          @Brian: Celador. That thought has occurred to me, too. It wouldn’t surprise me at all if there’s a connection.

          @Richard: See? I told you that an opportunity to use ‘pulchritudinous’ would come along, didn’t I? O ye of little faith.

          @Heather: Shhhh! Were it to get around that Rebecca and I were engaged in cuniculiculture, one of us might get arrested, and it wouldn’t be the rabbit.

        • Date:
          Friday, 23 May 2008 - 18:24 UTC
          Ian Brooks said:

          Henry: Seriously mate, lay off the home brew for a while eh?

          Richard: Mervyn Peake would be proud!

        • Date:
          Friday, 23 May 2008 - 18:51 UTC
          Henry Gee said:

        • Date:
          Friday, 23 May 2008 - 19:00 UTC
          Graham Steel said:

          Something came into convo today at work that was appropriate at NN somewhere – thanks Susan.

          The Hobbit Name Generator

          MUCHOS FUNPLEASE TRY IT OUT

          So, will Marroc Bolger of Newbury dis swords with Marigold Bumbleroot of Haysend whilst talking about the latest snap of Minto Danderfluff of Willowbottom’s lion

        • Date:
          Friday, 23 May 2008 - 19:09 UTC
          Jennifer Rohn said:

          Personally, I’m more interested in the word ‘frug’.

        • Date:
          Friday, 23 May 2008 - 19:14 UTC
          Henry Gee said:

          Yes, it’s a four-letter word beginning with ‘f’.

        • Date:
          Friday, 23 May 2008 - 20:08 UTC
          Jennifer Rohn said:

          Manners, Henry. Manners.

        • Date:
          Friday, 23 May 2008 - 20:47 UTC
          Helen Jaques said:

          I think ‘euphemism’ is one of my favourite words, and it’s actually a good word to use as well as to roll around on the tongue

        • Date:
          Friday, 23 May 2008 - 23:04 UTC
          Henry Gee said:

          Jenny – didn’t you once say that my favorite word was effluvia? Jolly good word that. It’s a kind of high-level onomatopoiea in that it sounds rather like the things it describes, if you see what I mean.

        • Date:
          Saturday, 24 May 2008 - 09:34 UTC
          Jennifer Rohn said:

          As opposed to an onomatopoeia that doesn’t? If the regular pedants are snoozing, I’m happy to step in.

        • Date:
          Saturday, 24 May 2008 - 10:04 UTC
          Henry Gee said:

          Doh. I think I should probably go and flense the chickens, or something suitably horny-handed and rustic.

        • Date:
          Saturday, 07 Jun 2008 - 14:45 UTC
          Charles Darwin said:

          Flensing a chicken would make you a speksioneer, albeit one of whimsical habits, their more usual subjects being whales.

        • Date:
          Saturday, 07 Jun 2008 - 18:28 UTC
          Henry Gee said:

          Mr Darwin – there might be more than one meaning of the word ‘flense’.


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