• The End Of The Pier Show

    Described by Carl Zimmer as "one of my favorite wastes of time", The End Of The Pier Show is the online scratching post of Nature Editor, Norfolk resident and sometime "garage-band monster" Henry Gee and his amazing unicycling girrafes.

    • Siege of Stars

      Thursday, 22 May 2008 - 00:13 GMT

      A first cut of vol 1 of my SF novel can be downloaded here. Comments welcome! If for any reason you’re having problems downloading this, let me know offline and I shall send you the file.

      I should add, because I know that some people are squeamish about such things, that the book contains explicit, graphic and full-frontal references to religion.

      There’s also quite a lot of violence, sex and rude words, so if you are easily embarrassed, don’t show this book to your parents. And did I mention the sex?

      Despite all that, I don’t there is any mention of drug use whatsoever. So I’m OK on that score.

      Last updated: Thursday, 22 May 2008 - 00:13 GMT

      • Comments

        • Date:
          Thursday, 22 May 2008 - 08:00 GMT
          Brian Clegg said:

          Henry –
          This is where I really wish I had one of those electronic reader jobbies. As an SF devotee I’d love to read it, but I can’t cope with the thought of ploughing through 148 pages on the screen, and I’m too tight (I mean, poor) to print them off.

          You say ‘comments welcome’ – do you want feedback here or offline? I’ll give one quick bit straight away – I can see why you are doing it, but I still find the NAMES in CAPITALS in the prologue more than a little IRRITATING.

        • Date:
          Thursday, 22 May 2008 - 08:21 GMT
          Henry Gee said:

          As an SF devotee I’d love to read it, but I can’t cope with the thought of ploughing through 148 pages on the screen

          All I can do is sympathize. What I usually do in this situation is reformat the text into a smallish font and print it out double-sided, two pages per side. That usually works for me.

          You say ‘comments welcome’ – do you want feedback here or offline?

          Whatever works for you. Getting any feedback at all, even about CAPITALS, is good.

        • Date:
          Thursday, 22 May 2008 - 08:36 GMT
          Richard Grant said:

          I found a typo.

          Can’t remember where, though.

        • Date:
          Thursday, 22 May 2008 - 08:46 GMT
          Henry Gee said:

          Richard, that reminds me of a field trip – literally, a trip to a field – where me and some other Ice-Age specialists were looking at a hole in the ground dug by an earthmover.

          Me and another vertebrate palaeontologist were teasing the palynologist (no, you look it up) by picking over the huge pile of removed topsoil and remarking in loud, excited tones, “Ooh, look! Here’s a pollen grain! And – get this – here’s another one!”

          The field was near Clacton. Honestly, we British Pleistocene specialists had all the romantic locations. Not for us Olduvai Gorge, or Big Bone Lick, but (and I kid you not), Seven Kings Railway Station, and the Tennessee Pancake House Channel Infill, Trafalgar Square.

          A fellow graduate student who worked on the dashing Devonian and referred to the prosaic Pleistocene as ‘topsoil’, came up with a generic title to any paper on the British Pleistocene:

          The Middle Pleistocene locality at Tesco’s Car Park, Bletchley, being the first record in Britain of Kellogg’s Shrew (Branflakesorex crunchii): correlations with the Scandinavian Findus Glaciation.

        • Date:
          Thursday, 22 May 2008 - 09:00 GMT
          Richard Grant said:

          I’m guessing you really had to be there, Henry.

        • Date:
          Thursday, 22 May 2008 - 09:12 GMT
          Henry Gee said:

          What, Tesco’s Car Park? Well, someone has to.

        • Date:
          Thursday, 22 May 2008 - 13:13 GMT
          David Doughan said:

          OK, in pedantry mode: no comma in “Benedictus benedicat”.
          Just off to sing in Switzerland (OK, how many of you know the Swiss national Anthem?). Comments later.

        • Date:
          Thursday, 22 May 2008 - 13:28 GMT
          Henry Gee said:

          Bon voyage, David. I’d guess that it is long on watches and chocolate and short on naval victories, no?

        • Date:
          Thursday, 22 May 2008 - 14:26 GMT
          David Doughan said:

          Ah, you can do a lot of damage on those lakes even with a frigate!

          Mind you, I think it’s reminiscent of FDR’s supposed comment on pre-war Hungary:
          “Let me get this straight. Hungary is a monarchy without a king, that is ruled by a regent who is an Admiral without a navy?”


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