Hmmm. It was the blue wire after all. Fiat lux: Et In Terra Paxo Minibus (Soapy Italian Cars, And On Earth, a Vanload of Sage-and-Onion Stuffing)
Cry Havoc, and Loose the Unicycling Girrafes of War!
And by the way, I’ve just heard that Mallorn, the luminescent if not tumescent organ of the Tolkien Society, which I edit, features as ‘fanzine of the month’ in the latest issue of SFX. I can’t find the piece on the web so, dang it, I shall have to buy a copy.
Congratulations! On both working out that the yellow wire was actually blue, and also on getting recognised by SFX. Although I’m dying to know what made this month’s Mallorn so special as to be recognised.
I dread to think. I expect it’ll be like the Guest Publication on Have I Got News For You. You know, something like Goat Monthly.